1 00:01:14,216 --> 00:01:18,216 www.titlovi.com 2 00:01:21,216 --> 00:01:22,884 Don't you think it is unusual, 3 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:24,986 Calling the press together like this in the kremlin? 4 00:01:24,987 --> 00:01:27,490 There must be something has happened, some new crisis. 5 00:01:27,491 --> 00:01:29,827 Probably the government's decided that from now on, 6 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:32,030 All foreign correspondents must be blindfolded 7 00:01:32,031 --> 00:01:34,067 And led around by seeing eye dogs. 8 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:36,336 "Anything to keep the truth out of print" 9 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:37,671 Is their motto. 10 00:01:37,672 --> 00:01:39,975 Please, miss wilson, do not speak for me. 11 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:42,179 I am not complaining against the russian government. 12 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:44,348 My dear von hofer, a german journalist 13 00:01:44,349 --> 00:01:45,884 Is not in the position 14 00:01:45,885 --> 00:01:48,053 To complain against the absence of truth anywhere. 15 00:01:48,054 --> 00:01:49,588 Right you are, miss wilson. 16 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:50,624 Excuse me! 17 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,625 With pleasure, old boy. 18 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,132 A fine world press we are. 19 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:59,637 We can't even send out a weather report without having it censored. 20 00:01:59,638 --> 00:02:00,971 Quiet, please. 21 00:02:00,972 --> 00:02:03,074 Commissar vasiliev. 22 00:02:09,652 --> 00:02:11,153 Ladies and gentlemen, 23 00:02:11,154 --> 00:02:14,024 I wish to inform you that i, commissar vasiliev, 24 00:02:14,025 --> 00:02:15,526 Head of the secret police, 25 00:02:15,527 --> 00:02:18,095 Have taken over the censorship of the foreign press. 26 00:02:20,901 --> 00:02:22,236 Quiet, please! 27 00:02:22,237 --> 00:02:24,673 This step has been made necessary 28 00:02:24,674 --> 00:02:27,844 By the continued activities of one of your colleagues 29 00:02:27,845 --> 00:02:30,514 Who writes under the name of comrade x. 30 00:02:30,515 --> 00:02:33,184 Pardon me, commissar, but comrade molkoff assured us 31 00:02:33,185 --> 00:02:35,822 That comrade x had been arrested and liquidated 32 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,692 After making a full confession. 33 00:02:37,693 --> 00:02:40,027 My predecessor comrade molkoff was mistaken, 34 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:43,700 Unfortunately for him and for the 3 unhappy citizens 35 00:02:43,701 --> 00:02:45,702 Of my country whom he eliminated. 36 00:02:45,703 --> 00:02:47,539 Comrade x is still alive 37 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:50,142 And defying the censorship of the soviet. 38 00:02:50,143 --> 00:02:53,146 He is still sending out false stories! 39 00:02:53,147 --> 00:02:56,284 He is still photographing forbidden places! 40 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:58,153 And his malicious writings 41 00:02:58,154 --> 00:03:01,158 Are still being broadcast all over the world. 42 00:03:01,159 --> 00:03:03,159 This situation must be stopped! 43 00:03:04,697 --> 00:03:08,502 Until the real comrade x is found, every member of the foreign press 44 00:03:08,503 --> 00:03:11,206 Will be treated as a potential enemy of the government. 45 00:03:11,207 --> 00:03:13,341 You will not be allowed to leave moscow. 46 00:03:13,342 --> 00:03:15,512 No permit of any kind will be given. 47 00:03:15,513 --> 00:03:17,782 All telephone calls will be under firm control. 48 00:03:17,783 --> 00:03:19,852 You might as well have us deported. 49 00:03:19,853 --> 00:03:22,489 We can't get out any stories if we can't get around. 50 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:24,724 Exactly. You are to get no stories. 51 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:26,327 Do i understand, commissar, 52 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:28,698 That we are not to call on comrade molkoff 53 00:03:28,699 --> 00:03:30,701 For any news from this department? 54 00:03:30,702 --> 00:03:33,204 There is no comrade molkoff. 55 00:03:33,205 --> 00:03:35,874 The former head of the press department 56 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:39,313 Was a victim last night of a traffic accident. 57 00:03:39,314 --> 00:03:43,252 He was apparently, shall we say, not watching his step. 58 00:03:43,253 --> 00:03:45,221 I am speaking at his grave 59 00:03:45,222 --> 00:03:47,658 At the kapulski cemetery at 3:00. 60 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,669 Is mr. Thompson here? 61 00:03:57,673 --> 00:04:00,209 All correspondents were asked to be here. 62 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:03,013 Where is mckinley b. Thompson of the topeka bugle? 63 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:04,682 He's at kurkino, commissar. 64 00:04:04,683 --> 00:04:07,253 I got this telegram from him yesterday morning. 65 00:04:07,254 --> 00:04:09,957 "Am two bottles ahead in officers' drinking contest. 66 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,295 "Kindly send a few rubles and a large ice bag 67 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,365 For victorious return to moscow." 68 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,734 Silence! 69 00:04:20,206 --> 00:04:23,744 There will be no further information from this department 70 00:04:23,745 --> 00:04:26,214 Until comrade x has been finally disposed of. 71 00:04:26,215 --> 00:04:27,582 Good day. 72 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,583 Well, well, well! 73 00:04:41,736 --> 00:04:44,239 What? Oh! Oh, we're here, huh? 74 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,276 All right. 75 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,247 Oh. Yeah. 76 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,682 Yeah, all right. 77 00:04:50,683 --> 00:04:52,184 Here you are, sport. 78 00:04:52,185 --> 00:04:53,853 And don't kiss me. Please. 79 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:55,522 Hey, stop it. Stop it! 80 00:04:55,523 --> 00:04:57,523 Go peddle your pigs. 81 00:04:59,697 --> 00:05:01,230 Mr. Thompson! 82 00:05:01,231 --> 00:05:02,700 Ha ha ha! 83 00:05:02,701 --> 00:05:04,201 Hello, vanya. 84 00:05:04,202 --> 00:05:05,704 Adios, comrade. 85 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,707 Vanya, what day is today? 86 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,874 Friday. 87 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,042 Already? 88 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,278 Yes. 89 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,549 That vodka must have been stronger than i thought. 90 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,551 I am glad you are back, mr. Thompson. 91 00:05:15,552 --> 00:05:17,053 You had a good time? 92 00:05:17,054 --> 00:05:19,054 I must have, if it's friday. 93 00:05:21,393 --> 00:05:23,729 What's the news around this fish trap? 94 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:26,366 Well, there's some good news and some bad news. 95 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,570 Last week all the towels were stolen, 96 00:05:28,571 --> 00:05:30,740 But on the other hand, the water wasn't running, 97 00:05:30,741 --> 00:05:32,408 So nobody needed a towel. 98 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:34,409 Everything balances. 99 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,182 Who is this strange figure? 100 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:39,686 This is comrade baronoff, 101 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,222 Our new hotel manager. 102 00:05:41,223 --> 00:05:42,623 Oh! Oh. 103 00:05:42,624 --> 00:05:45,761 The name is mckinley b. Thompson of the topeka bugle, 104 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,797 Your predecessor's favorite journalist. 105 00:05:47,798 --> 00:05:50,200 Welcome to our hotel, comrade. 106 00:05:50,201 --> 00:05:51,602 Room 301. 107 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:52,905 Any mail or telegrams? 108 00:05:52,906 --> 00:05:55,642 Mr. Baronoff, i left my room 20 minutes ago. 109 00:05:55,643 --> 00:05:57,712 I just came back, and my bed is gone. 110 00:05:57,713 --> 00:05:59,213 Are you sure, madam? 111 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:01,483 Somebody has stolen my bed, i tell you. 112 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:03,887 There's no sign of a bed in my room. 113 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:08,727 The very idea of stealing a bed right out of my room! 114 00:06:08,728 --> 00:06:10,730 Maybe they wanted it for the parade. 115 00:06:10,731 --> 00:06:12,232 Kindly sit down, madam. 116 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:14,435 We will solve your situation in a few moments. 117 00:06:14,436 --> 00:06:16,638 It may not be necessary to place you under arrest. 118 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:17,840 Arrest?! 119 00:06:17,841 --> 00:06:19,142 You forgot my key. 120 00:06:19,143 --> 00:06:21,245 I'm sorry. There is no key for you. 121 00:06:21,246 --> 00:06:24,082 The hotel is filled. Your room is now occupied. 122 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,417 It is? A lady? 123 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,419 No, sir. 124 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,787 Then throw him out. 125 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,290 Please. The gentleman occupying your room 126 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,594 Is herr von hofer of the german news agency. 127 00:06:31,595 --> 00:06:33,596 He is special from the kremlin. 128 00:06:33,597 --> 00:06:34,932 Hofer? Good old hofer! 129 00:06:34,933 --> 00:06:36,634 Why didn't you say so? 130 00:06:36,635 --> 00:06:38,069 Why, we're old pals. 131 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:40,773 It'll be fun bunking in with old pretzel-Head hofer again. 132 00:06:40,774 --> 00:06:43,109 You're sure there will be no trouble? 133 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,113 Trouble? Why, we're practically honeymooners. 134 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,115 Oh, listen. This is important. 135 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:51,722 I want the waiter to bring me up one bottle of brandy, 136 00:06:51,723 --> 00:06:54,359 One bottle of vodka, two cucumbers, 137 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,596 Three raw eggs, 138 00:06:56,597 --> 00:06:59,133 And a small bottle of tabasco. 139 00:06:59,134 --> 00:07:00,602 Right away. 140 00:07:00,603 --> 00:07:02,638 Delay will be fatal. 141 00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:07,278 Madam, your problem is solved. 142 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,816 You will sleep on this till we recover the missing bed. 143 00:07:10,817 --> 00:07:12,352 What? 144 00:07:12,353 --> 00:07:15,322 How long has the elevator been stuck this time? 145 00:07:15,323 --> 00:07:16,625 8 hours. 146 00:07:16,626 --> 00:07:19,762 They are going to report it to the bureau of elevators. 147 00:07:19,763 --> 00:07:21,265 What's the rush? 148 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:23,433 They think there are some people in it. 149 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:25,604 What are they going to do about it? 150 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:27,607 They are looking for the engineer, 151 00:07:27,608 --> 00:07:29,443 But nobody knows where he is. 152 00:07:29,444 --> 00:07:32,281 Personally, i think he is in the elevator. 153 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:42,628 Here. Have this cleaned, pressed, and deloused. 154 00:07:48,304 --> 00:07:49,738 Mr. Thompson, excuse me! 155 00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:51,742 This is my room, and i'm busy. 156 00:07:51,743 --> 00:07:53,577 So am i. Go right ahead, 157 00:07:53,578 --> 00:07:55,747 Only don't holler so loud when you dictate. 158 00:07:55,748 --> 00:07:57,750 I got a head on me like an incinerator. 159 00:07:57,751 --> 00:07:59,552 Turn on the bath, if it's working. 160 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,221 Mr. Thompson, this is my room, 161 00:08:01,222 --> 00:08:03,291 And i must ask you to vacate, if you please! 162 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:04,760 That's a fine way to talk. 163 00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:06,430 I get this room, i fix it up, 164 00:08:06,431 --> 00:08:08,599 I pay for it in advance, and i live in it. 165 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,635 You march in and try to throw me out. 166 00:08:10,636 --> 00:08:12,771 Is that a nice way for a nazi to act? I ask you. 167 00:08:12,772 --> 00:08:15,275 And i ask you for the last time to leave my room! 168 00:08:15,276 --> 00:08:16,610 Our room, old boy. 169 00:08:16,611 --> 00:08:18,780 You can take the couch. I'll take the bed. 170 00:08:20,784 --> 00:08:22,286 Excuse me, mr. Thompson. 171 00:08:22,287 --> 00:08:24,788 How soon can i talk to you alone? 172 00:08:24,789 --> 00:08:27,625 You'll have to wait till i'm alone, vanya. 173 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:28,661 Thank you. 174 00:08:28,662 --> 00:08:29,895 What's your name? 175 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,032 Olga. 176 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:33,302 Ok, olga. You can curl up in the fireplace. 177 00:08:33,303 --> 00:08:35,137 That's russia-Everybody shares everything. 178 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:37,173 It is impossible for me to share a room 179 00:08:37,174 --> 00:08:38,843 With an irresponsible american lout, 180 00:08:38,844 --> 00:08:40,311 A man who is a disgrace 181 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,314 To the profession of journalism- 182 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:44,317 Shh! Hold it. You hear that? 183 00:08:44,318 --> 00:08:45,586 Hear what? 184 00:08:45,587 --> 00:08:47,822 The rats. They've been nibbling away at this hotel 185 00:08:47,823 --> 00:08:49,758 Ever since comrade lenin died. 186 00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:51,027 There he is. 187 00:08:51,028 --> 00:08:53,028 Look at him... licking his whiskers. 188 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:57,269 What do you know? I missed him. 189 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,772 That settles it! 190 00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:01,809 I am going first to the management, 191 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:04,780 Next to the german embassy, then to the kremlin. 192 00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:08,885 You will find that it's not so easy 193 00:09:08,886 --> 00:09:11,256 To take away the rights from a german! 194 00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:17,799 Well, it's great to be home. 195 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,300 Good-Bye. 196 00:09:19,301 --> 00:09:20,803 Where are you going? 197 00:09:20,804 --> 00:09:22,805 With mr. Hofer. I'm his secretary. 198 00:09:22,806 --> 00:09:24,141 What's he pay you? 199 00:09:24,142 --> 00:09:25,476 200 rubles a week. 200 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,279 I'll give you a hundred-Cash. 201 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,582 Oh, thank you. I'll take it. 202 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:30,716 Ok, snooks. 203 00:09:30,717 --> 00:09:33,821 Your first duty is to relax and take it easy 204 00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:36,358 While i jump in the tub. 205 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:38,495 Hello. What's this? Open house? 206 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:39,830 Where's mr. Thompson? 207 00:09:39,831 --> 00:09:42,166 He's washing himself in a bathtub. 208 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,167 Sit down, please, and wait. 209 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:49,377 Hey, mac, hurry it up. 210 00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:51,848 Hello, janey. I'll be right out. 211 00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:53,851 Just heard you were back. 212 00:09:53,852 --> 00:09:57,188 Our colleague herr von hofer is raising the roof downstairs. 213 00:09:57,189 --> 00:09:58,823 Claims you kicked him out. 214 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,159 That's a lie. 215 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,894 I started shooting at some rats, 216 00:10:01,895 --> 00:10:03,698 And von hofer took it personally. 217 00:10:03,699 --> 00:10:05,701 Hello, honeybun. You miss me? 218 00:10:05,702 --> 00:10:08,872 Oh, i can always go to the zoo when you're away. 219 00:10:08,873 --> 00:10:10,873 Oh, i got rivals, huh? 220 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,884 What's the idea of coming in without knocking? 221 00:10:16,885 --> 00:10:18,218 Excuse me. 222 00:10:18,219 --> 00:10:19,888 Oh, here we are! 223 00:10:19,889 --> 00:10:22,391 The greatest pick-Me-Up known to man. 224 00:10:22,392 --> 00:10:25,395 You really missed something at the kremlin this morning, mac. 225 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,265 Yeah? How is the old kremlin? 226 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:30,703 Same old rattrap. Full of stuffed shirts double-Crossing the masses. 227 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:32,572 Someday the people are going to get wise 228 00:10:32,573 --> 00:10:34,341 And take it apart brick by brick. 229 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,912 Excuse me. You wish to pay for this? 230 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:38,447 Yeah. How much? 231 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,916 230 rubles. 232 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,919 What are you talking about? 233 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,923 Two bottles at 15 rubles apiece. 234 00:10:43,924 --> 00:10:45,424 What's the 200 for? 235 00:10:45,425 --> 00:10:48,929 That's for me so i am not telling the secret police 236 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,866 How the lady talked about the kremlin. 237 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,873 Well, i guess it's cheap, at that. 238 00:10:55,874 --> 00:10:57,374 Here you are, palsie. 239 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,878 Lucky thing for me you can't read my mind. 240 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:01,347 You'd be a millionaire. 241 00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:04,184 I am very happy! Thank you. 242 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,892 Well, i pulled you out of that hole, jane. 243 00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:10,060 Thanks. 244 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,063 Well, to get back to the kremlin, 245 00:11:12,064 --> 00:11:14,433 In case you want some more news you can't send out, 246 00:11:14,434 --> 00:11:16,235 They've bumped off good old commissar molkoff. 247 00:11:16,236 --> 00:11:18,404 You don't say. Any particular reason? 248 00:11:18,405 --> 00:11:21,776 They got mad on him because he failed to dig up comrade x. 249 00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:23,079 Who's batting for molkoff? 250 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,847 The head bogeyman -Vasiliev. 251 00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:27,451 Oh, old apple cheeks, huh? 252 00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:29,921 You, uh, figure he erased molkoff? 253 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,457 No doubt of it. 254 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:35,796 Shot his old pal in the back, and today he'll cry over his grave. 255 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,934 Yeah? When? 256 00:11:38,935 --> 00:11:40,436 3:00. 257 00:11:40,437 --> 00:11:41,871 Where? 258 00:11:41,872 --> 00:11:43,340 At the kapulski cemetery. 259 00:11:43,341 --> 00:11:44,575 Why? 260 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:47,412 Every time they put a new liberator in the ground, 261 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,449 They throw another banquet-Free. 262 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:52,887 Vodka, shashlik, caviar, stuffed goose, and more vodka. 263 00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:54,923 Fine talk from mckinley b. Thompson. 264 00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,893 Honestly, you make me sick. 265 00:11:56,894 --> 00:12:00,731 Two years ago i looked up to you as the best reporter in the business, 266 00:12:00,732 --> 00:12:02,168 And now look at you. 267 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:04,538 Face the facts, baby. There ain't no news in russia. 268 00:12:04,539 --> 00:12:05,839 Ok, mac. 269 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,842 I never minded anything you did, 270 00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:10,613 Not even when you waltzed out on me in tokyo 271 00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:12,481 For a bowlegged geisha girl. 272 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,117 She loved me. 273 00:12:14,118 --> 00:12:17,656 But i just can't get used to you as a no-Good, incompetent party boy. 274 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,959 Mr. Thompson, you lied to me. 275 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,929 Herr von hofer told me everything. 276 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,932 You're not like honeymooners. 277 00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:25,267 He despises you. 278 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:27,303 Honeymooners. Ha! Get out of here! 279 00:12:27,304 --> 00:12:28,939 See? Please to get out. 280 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,942 Nobody's getting out of anywhere! 281 00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:32,945 Now, listen, you pretzel duster. This is my room. 282 00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:36,183 Hello. 283 00:12:36,184 --> 00:12:37,718 Yes. 284 00:12:37,719 --> 00:12:41,291 Mr. Thompson, if i came up to see you now, would you be alone? 285 00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:42,325 What's that? 286 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,326 Germany what? 287 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,998 You don't say! 288 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,300 Tanks, huh? 289 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,402 When? 290 00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:51,604 I see. 291 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,073 Hmm! 292 00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:54,977 I don't understand... 293 00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:56,912 you're surprised? I'm knocked flat! 294 00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:58,281 Holy ike! Thanks. 295 00:12:58,282 --> 00:12:59,516 What is it? 296 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,085 Germany just declared war on russia. 297 00:13:01,086 --> 00:13:03,355 10 tank divisions just moved into the ukraine, 298 00:13:03,356 --> 00:13:05,457 And schnitzel puss there never told us a word about it. 299 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,760 Who was that speaking? 300 00:13:06,761 --> 00:13:07,828 American embassy. 301 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,898 Lieber himmel. 302 00:13:13,938 --> 00:13:16,240 German dog! Out! 303 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:20,146 Get your hands off me, you russian dog! 304 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,147 Outside, before i kill you! 305 00:15:13,476 --> 00:15:15,644 I thought you might need me. 306 00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:21,019 You thought right. 307 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,020 Come over here. 308 00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:28,496 It's nice of you to take such good care of me. 309 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,038 You're, uh... not a bad-Looking girl, are you? 310 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:36,008 Let's get a better look at you. 311 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:37,843 My glasses! Please, mr. Thompson. 312 00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,679 You won't need glasses for this. 313 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,183 How about a drink to cement a beautiful friendship? 314 00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:43,684 I can't see anything. 315 00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:45,020 Please, mr. Thompson. 316 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:46,556 Come here. 317 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:49,561 I do not wish to be a silly bourgeois girl, 318 00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:53,332 But you're going a little bit too fast for me, mr. Thompson. 319 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,303 The 5-Year plan is all right for certain things, 320 00:15:56,304 --> 00:15:57,972 But not for this. 321 00:15:57,973 --> 00:15:59,375 Is this glass full? 322 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,511 Yeah. That's the way you drink it. 323 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,146 It's got cucumbers in it. 324 00:16:03,147 --> 00:16:04,482 Like borscht! 325 00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:05,983 American borscht. 326 00:16:05,984 --> 00:16:07,986 I made it myself. 327 00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:10,990 Maybe you're playing jokes on me. 328 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:13,495 Let's change glasses. Do you mind? 329 00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:16,365 I've never seen a russian yet that wasn't suspicious. 330 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,366 It's pathetic. 331 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,541 It's better than borscht. 332 00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:27,847 I like it. 333 00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:32,021 I can't see any cucumbers. 334 00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:35,559 You'll see them in a minute. 335 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,864 I love americans best. 336 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:43,037 Yeah. Yeah. That's one thing you got to hand americans- 337 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,539 They're perfect. 338 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:45,708 Perfect! 339 00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,078 What does that mean, perfect? Nothing. 340 00:16:48,079 --> 00:16:52,484 America is perfect, but russia is better. 341 00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:54,987 Why? You ask. 342 00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:58,492 Because russia has a soul. 343 00:16:58,493 --> 00:17:01,496 And what is this soul? 344 00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:04,902 It is suffering and beauty. 345 00:17:06,805 --> 00:17:09,541 You don't understand. 346 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,778 You've never suffered. 347 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:15,549 Comrade, i want some more borscht. 348 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,550 Help yourself. 349 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,276 Excuse me. 350 00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:45,946 Hang it up, will you? 351 00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:03,068 Oh, mr. Thompson! 352 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:09,046 Please, mr. Thompson. I'd like to talk to you alone, in private. 353 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,047 Ok, vanya. 354 00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:16,891 I like americans best. 355 00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:21,197 Ha ha! Hee hee! 356 00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:22,532 Ahh! 357 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:25,369 Ha ha ha! 358 00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:29,609 Excuse me. 359 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:32,948 I don't want her to hear what i got to say. 360 00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:34,617 She's a spy. 361 00:19:34,618 --> 00:19:36,619 Yeah, i know. Everybody's a spy. 362 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,588 That's why i like you, vanya. 363 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:40,591 You're too dumb to be a spy. 364 00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:42,093 Thank you. 365 00:19:42,094 --> 00:19:44,631 Mr. Thompson, you never met my daughter? 366 00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:47,268 No. I never had the pleasure, vanya. 367 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,604 Oh, i love her. 368 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,076 What's the matter? In trouble? 369 00:19:53,077 --> 00:19:55,079 She is in terrible danger. 370 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,083 I'm sorry to hear that. 371 00:19:57,084 --> 00:20:00,087 What's she done? 372 00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:02,390 She is a communist. 373 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:05,627 You don't say. 374 00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:07,998 I thought they were allowed in russia. 375 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,568 Oh, the worst thing you can be. 376 00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:13,105 At first, they were very popular. 377 00:20:13,106 --> 00:20:15,141 They killed everybody. 378 00:20:15,142 --> 00:20:19,114 But now we have in russia a double situation. 379 00:20:19,115 --> 00:20:24,121 The communists have ideals, but they found out you can't run a government 380 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,624 With everybody going around having ideals. 381 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,161 So what is happening? 382 00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:33,801 The communists are being executed so that communism should succeed. 383 00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:35,169 Yeah. I know. 384 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:38,241 They keep it up long enough, it'll be a great country. 385 00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,978 My daughter refuses to give up her ideals. 386 00:20:40,979 --> 00:20:44,350 Any day, she might be dead, mr. Thompson- 387 00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,052 Her and her ideals together. 388 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:48,155 I wouldn't worry too much, vanya. 389 00:20:48,156 --> 00:20:51,093 There are lots of russians that haven't been shot. 390 00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:52,562 Oh, not my golubka. 391 00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:54,564 The minute they ask her questions, 392 00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:57,568 She will make a speech, and they shoot her. 393 00:20:57,569 --> 00:21:00,572 What do you want me to do, muzzle her? 394 00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:01,741 No. 395 00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:04,946 You must take her out of russia, mr. Thompson. 396 00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:08,084 That is the only way to save her life. 397 00:21:08,085 --> 00:21:11,923 Well, i'm sorry, pal, but i don't happen to be leaving russia. 398 00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:13,658 Yes, you do. 399 00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:16,129 That's what i'm telling you. 400 00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:19,266 You are going to take her out of russia tonight. 401 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,774 You're cuckoo, vanya. 402 00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:28,948 Mr. Thompson, you are forcing me to tell you something. 403 00:21:33,154 --> 00:21:36,157 What are you doing with that radio, vanya? 404 00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:39,161 Cameras are forbidden in moscow. 405 00:21:39,162 --> 00:21:41,164 So what? 406 00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:43,668 So this is a camera. 407 00:21:48,143 --> 00:21:49,643 Ok. 408 00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:52,614 What else you got on your mind? 409 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,717 I know who you are. 410 00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:59,124 I'll bite, vanya. 411 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,160 Who am i? 412 00:22:01,161 --> 00:22:04,430 Mr. Thompson, you are comrade x. 413 00:22:06,168 --> 00:22:08,168 You don't say. 414 00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:14,145 Who put this horrible idea in your head, vanya? 415 00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:18,083 Kill me, mr. Thompson. It won't do you any good, 416 00:22:18,084 --> 00:22:21,121 Because if you kill me, you have still got mitka. 417 00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:25,161 Mitka? Who is mitka? 418 00:22:25,162 --> 00:22:26,696 He's my friend. 419 00:22:26,697 --> 00:22:28,666 He's waiting by the telephone now. 420 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:32,338 We arranged that if i don't call him up by 9:00 421 00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:36,044 And tell him you are going to do what we want, 422 00:22:36,045 --> 00:22:38,113 He'll go to the police quick. 423 00:22:38,114 --> 00:22:41,585 And what will this stooge pal of yours tell the police, vanya? 424 00:22:41,586 --> 00:22:43,186 Everything. 425 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:47,226 About the things i find in your pockets when i am pressing your pants 426 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:48,861 And about that handkerchief. 427 00:22:48,862 --> 00:22:50,464 What handkerchief? 428 00:22:50,465 --> 00:22:52,901 He will show them your handkerchief, 429 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:56,839 The one that has always ink on it and that has holes in it, 430 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,511 And he will show them how, if you put that handkerchief 431 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,648 Over the stories you send to america, 432 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,184 Comes out something different- 433 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:07,688 Comes out stories by comrade x. 434 00:23:07,689 --> 00:23:13,196 That's why you are going to take my daughter out of russia tonight, 435 00:23:13,197 --> 00:23:15,367 Mr. Comrade x! 436 00:23:25,915 --> 00:23:28,085 Ok, flea face. 437 00:23:28,086 --> 00:23:30,288 How much for you, and how much for mitka? 438 00:23:30,289 --> 00:23:33,191 No, no, no, no. I don't want money. 439 00:23:33,192 --> 00:23:35,895 I want you to save my daughter. 440 00:23:35,896 --> 00:23:40,335 Mr. Thompson, i don't want you to die, but what can i do? 441 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,005 I'm a father. 442 00:23:42,006 --> 00:23:43,540 Where is this mitka? 443 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:46,010 He's waiting by the telephone now. 444 00:23:46,011 --> 00:23:47,211 What telephone? 445 00:23:47,212 --> 00:23:48,747 No, no, mr. Thompson. 446 00:23:48,748 --> 00:23:51,251 Do what you want. I will never tell. 447 00:23:51,252 --> 00:23:54,022 Listen, vanya, if i'm going to do this thing, 448 00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:56,125 I've got to know who this mitka is. 449 00:23:56,126 --> 00:23:57,560 I'll tell you what. 450 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,997 Tell him to come over here, and we'll all have a conference. 451 00:23:59,998 --> 00:24:02,000 This is a big job. I need his help. 452 00:24:02,001 --> 00:24:03,601 He sounds like a bright fella. 453 00:24:03,602 --> 00:24:05,004 No, mr. Thompson. 454 00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:06,672 What do you mean, no? 455 00:24:06,673 --> 00:24:09,177 In 10 minutes, all will be over. 456 00:24:09,178 --> 00:24:11,180 What will be over? 457 00:24:11,181 --> 00:24:13,850 You, me, golubka -Everything. 458 00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,987 In 10 minutes, mitka will be by the police. 459 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,995 You bumble-Head maniac. 460 00:24:24,734 --> 00:24:26,569 Well, ok. You win. 461 00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:30,006 If i take her out, you'll call it quits -You and mitka? 462 00:24:30,007 --> 00:24:31,208 Yes. 463 00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:32,944 Does she want to get out? 464 00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:35,482 Oh, no! She loves russia. 465 00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:37,217 That's fine. 466 00:24:37,218 --> 00:24:39,253 Where is she now? 467 00:24:39,254 --> 00:24:41,323 She is on the streetcar. 468 00:24:41,324 --> 00:24:43,393 Tell her to come and see me. 469 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,027 She can't leave the car. 470 00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:46,230 Why not? 471 00:24:46,231 --> 00:24:47,899 She is a motorman. 472 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,703 So the deal is, i get an obstinate lady motorman 473 00:24:50,704 --> 00:24:53,707 Out of a country she doesn't want to leave. 474 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:55,708 Yes. 475 00:24:56,211 --> 00:24:58,211 Well, ok. Call him up. 476 00:25:00,685 --> 00:25:02,687 What shall i tell mitka? 477 00:25:02,688 --> 00:25:05,224 You can tell him that mckinley b. Thompson 478 00:25:05,225 --> 00:25:09,196 Is the biggest horse's neck that ever had a can tied to his tail. 479 00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:10,397 Holy ike. 480 00:25:10,398 --> 00:25:12,200 After outwitting the whole russian police, 481 00:25:12,201 --> 00:25:15,305 I end up taking orders from two of the dumbest muscovites on earth. 482 00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:25,119 There she is. Stop! 483 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,222 She'll only stop for a second. 484 00:25:54,028 --> 00:25:56,028 Hello, baby. 485 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,721 I don't like to stand here bothering you like this 486 00:26:12,722 --> 00:26:16,726 When you're so busy, golubka, but i want to talk to you. 487 00:26:16,727 --> 00:26:18,762 My name is theodore. 488 00:26:18,763 --> 00:26:20,733 You don't look like theodore to me. 489 00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:23,236 I was named at the workers' council. 490 00:26:23,237 --> 00:26:25,238 Somebody didn't have his glasses on. 491 00:26:25,239 --> 00:26:27,241 It is not glasses. It is the law. 492 00:26:27,242 --> 00:26:29,211 Streetcars must be driven by males. 493 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,746 That's why they changed me. 494 00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:32,850 I'm glad they didn't graft a beard on you. 495 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:35,453 Ok. If you want to be theodore. 496 00:26:35,454 --> 00:26:37,290 You were with my father? 497 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,760 That's right. He's a friend of mine. 498 00:26:39,761 --> 00:26:42,764 He thinks because i'm running a streetcar he can ride free- 499 00:26:42,765 --> 00:26:44,299 He and his friends. 500 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:46,937 You will have to pay. 20 kopecks, please. 501 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,140 Put in here. 502 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:04,227 Ah, russia. 503 00:27:04,228 --> 00:27:06,230 What is the matter with it? 504 00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:08,233 I'm saying good-Bye to it. 505 00:27:08,234 --> 00:27:11,237 It's like saying good-Bye to a woman you love, 506 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,108 Never going to see again. 507 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:14,443 You love russia? 508 00:27:14,444 --> 00:27:16,079 Oh, it's my whole life. 509 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,381 You know, i said to your father, 510 00:27:18,382 --> 00:27:21,251 "Vanya, i want to spend my last night in russia 511 00:27:21,252 --> 00:27:23,254 On a streetcar among the masses." 512 00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:24,790 That's why i'm here. 513 00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,259 You're an american. 514 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:29,530 Please. Please. I don't want to think of that now. 515 00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:32,001 I read in the pravda 10 million people 516 00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:34,437 Starved to death last winter in the united states, 517 00:27:34,438 --> 00:27:36,407 And there was nobody to bury them. 518 00:27:36,408 --> 00:27:37,908 Bury them? 519 00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:40,146 They don't bury people in the united states. They burn them. 520 00:27:40,147 --> 00:27:41,715 Nation of thieves. 521 00:27:41,716 --> 00:27:44,819 Yes. Yes. That's what i'm going back to. 522 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,323 Ever hear of the brooklyn dodgers? 523 00:27:47,324 --> 00:27:48,624 No. 524 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,560 They get murdered every day. 525 00:27:50,561 --> 00:27:51,930 Murdered? What for? 526 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,899 For making some little errors. 527 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,503 There must be a revolution soon in america. 528 00:27:56,504 --> 00:27:58,472 No. You can't have a revolution 529 00:27:58,473 --> 00:28:02,244 With people who believe in hot dogs and boogie-Woogie. 530 00:28:14,763 --> 00:28:16,763 Excuse, please. 531 00:28:24,777 --> 00:28:27,280 I know what you're thinking of, comrade. 532 00:28:27,281 --> 00:28:30,284 You're thinking you will never see this again. 533 00:28:31,621 --> 00:28:33,621 Never. 534 00:28:34,826 --> 00:28:37,295 It is a beautiful night. 535 00:28:37,296 --> 00:28:38,796 You like nature? 536 00:28:38,797 --> 00:28:41,835 Do you have to take it back right away? 537 00:28:41,836 --> 00:28:43,002 Who? 538 00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,305 The streetcar. 539 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,808 Oh, him. Rubick takes him back. 540 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:48,811 You are in a hurry? 541 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,782 Well, i got to leave in the morning. 542 00:28:51,783 --> 00:28:54,786 Come. We'll wait for rubick together. 543 00:28:54,787 --> 00:28:56,756 Comrade, please don't be sad. 544 00:28:56,757 --> 00:29:00,795 There is so much to live for, even in america. 545 00:29:00,796 --> 00:29:03,732 Careful, please! It is full of holes. 546 00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:07,772 The problem of taking away the masses 547 00:29:07,773 --> 00:29:10,308 From boogie-Woogie is a difficult one. 548 00:29:10,309 --> 00:29:11,778 Yes, it is. 549 00:29:11,779 --> 00:29:14,047 You're thinking of that? 550 00:29:14,048 --> 00:29:17,786 What i was thinking is, uh... 551 00:29:17,787 --> 00:29:21,324 why don't you come to america with me? 552 00:29:21,325 --> 00:29:23,828 Yes. I was thinking of that, too. 553 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:24,963 You were? 554 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,966 I feel sorry for america. 555 00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:28,968 I would like to help it. 556 00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:30,304 You could. 557 00:29:30,305 --> 00:29:32,808 Yes. I could help those people in brooklyn. 558 00:29:32,809 --> 00:29:34,309 What is their name? 559 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:35,845 The-The dodgers. 560 00:29:35,846 --> 00:29:37,816 Ah. I could help them. 561 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,818 Theodore, i made up my mind. 562 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:43,857 You'd do more good for communism in america than anyone since columbus. 563 00:29:43,858 --> 00:29:45,358 No. 564 00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:46,861 What do you mean, no? 565 00:29:46,862 --> 00:29:48,329 I cannot leave russia. 566 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,832 Karl marx left russia. 567 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:51,869 He was never in russia. 568 00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:53,871 Ahem. That's what i mean. 569 00:29:53,872 --> 00:29:55,340 Oh, i see. 570 00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:57,343 You'd be better than karl marx. You're prettier. 571 00:29:57,344 --> 00:29:59,847 Oh, you're-You're making fun of me. 572 00:29:59,848 --> 00:30:02,884 No. I'm just speaking from a practical point of view. 573 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:05,856 You know what's been wrong with communist propaganda in america? 574 00:30:05,857 --> 00:30:07,691 What can be wrong with it? 575 00:30:07,692 --> 00:30:10,361 Too many cross-Eyed people with whiskers peddling it. 576 00:30:10,362 --> 00:30:12,397 Oh, you mean intellectuals. 577 00:30:12,398 --> 00:30:14,400 That's right. Comrade, it's an inspiration. 578 00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:16,035 What is? 579 00:30:16,036 --> 00:30:20,376 One beautiful girl with the smile of an angel whispering "i love russia" 580 00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:23,413 Is worth a whole wagonload of intellectuals. 581 00:30:23,414 --> 00:30:24,883 Beauty is nothing. 582 00:30:24,884 --> 00:30:26,885 Yes, yes. I agree with you, comrade. 583 00:30:26,886 --> 00:30:30,391 I have no use for beauty in a woman... uh, to speak of... 584 00:30:30,392 --> 00:30:32,426 unless she is full of ideals. 585 00:30:32,427 --> 00:30:35,397 Why, a woman like you could use her beauty- 586 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,901 Not to enslave fools, but to set men free. 587 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:39,937 What is your proposition? 588 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:44,411 Well, i say we go together and work for the cause. 589 00:30:44,412 --> 00:30:48,416 Would you want me to go as a motorman? 590 00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:50,886 No. As a woman. 591 00:30:50,887 --> 00:30:52,856 There. That's what i mean. 592 00:30:52,857 --> 00:30:55,359 That's what the cause in america needs, 593 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,362 Just what you're doing right now. 594 00:30:57,363 --> 00:30:59,032 What am i doing? 595 00:30:59,033 --> 00:31:00,533 Smiling. 596 00:31:00,534 --> 00:31:03,404 There's nothing you couldn't sell with a smile like that. 597 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:04,906 What do you say? 598 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:09,379 You are the first american i've ever met with a soul. 599 00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:12,351 It has a strange effect on me. 600 00:31:17,426 --> 00:31:18,893 You're right. 601 00:31:18,894 --> 00:31:21,396 American men are usually all alike, 602 00:31:21,397 --> 00:31:23,567 All interested in only one thing. 603 00:31:23,568 --> 00:31:24,902 Money. 604 00:31:24,903 --> 00:31:26,571 Worse than that. 605 00:31:26,572 --> 00:31:28,440 Ahem. The, uh... 606 00:31:28,441 --> 00:31:31,945 the rights of the masses mean nothing to them. 607 00:31:31,946 --> 00:31:33,947 Like animals without souls. 608 00:31:33,948 --> 00:31:36,920 Yes. Why, over there, men look on women as... 609 00:31:36,921 --> 00:31:40,424 as just toys to have fun with, nothing more- 610 00:31:40,425 --> 00:31:45,465 Not to exchange views on economics with and things like that. 611 00:31:45,466 --> 00:31:47,466 That's awful. 612 00:31:49,438 --> 00:31:51,374 Makes me feel sad. 613 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:53,409 Me, too. 614 00:32:05,395 --> 00:32:07,429 The blue fairy. 615 00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:09,432 Ahem. Where were we? 616 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:13,405 I was just saying i could do a lot of good in america. 617 00:32:13,406 --> 00:32:15,406 Yes. So you were. 618 00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:20,615 Hey! Wait a minute! Tell him to stop. 619 00:32:20,616 --> 00:32:21,950 Hey! 620 00:32:21,951 --> 00:32:22,951 Why? 621 00:32:22,952 --> 00:32:24,454 So we can ride back with him. 622 00:32:24,455 --> 00:32:26,957 But officials are not allowed to ride in streetcars. 623 00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:28,426 That's what makes graft. 624 00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:29,428 What? 625 00:32:29,429 --> 00:32:30,930 We will walk. 626 00:32:30,931 --> 00:32:32,933 To moscow? That's 7 miles! 627 00:32:32,934 --> 00:32:37,439 What does it matter? We have so much to talk about. 628 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,442 Ah, i'm so happy. 629 00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:41,946 Comrade, have you read basaroff's book 630 00:32:41,947 --> 00:32:43,949 The iron law of overproduction? 631 00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:45,951 No. I don't think so. 632 00:32:45,952 --> 00:32:47,454 I'm glad. 633 00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:51,392 I will recite it to you so you won't have to read it. 634 00:32:51,393 --> 00:32:53,395 The first chapter of basaroff's book 635 00:32:53,396 --> 00:32:55,065 Is called "dark clouds." 636 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:57,067 It begins like this. 637 00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:59,270 "The dead fingers of capitalism 638 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,440 "Are slowly relaxing their hold 639 00:33:01,441 --> 00:33:03,944 "On the throat of world production, 640 00:33:03,945 --> 00:33:06,414 But we must not rejoice too soon..." 641 00:33:06,415 --> 00:33:10,920 Now, chapter 14 takes up the secrets of international banking 642 00:33:10,921 --> 00:33:14,259 And its menace to world reform. 643 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,965 What's the matter? Go on. Chapter 14. 644 00:33:18,966 --> 00:33:20,934 You're tired. You're not listening. 645 00:33:20,935 --> 00:33:22,437 I heard every word. 646 00:33:22,438 --> 00:33:25,375 No, comrade. Tomorrow night, chapter 14. 647 00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:26,776 Where are you going? 648 00:33:26,777 --> 00:33:28,146 I live here. 649 00:33:28,147 --> 00:33:29,580 I'm leaving tomorrow. 650 00:33:29,581 --> 00:33:31,450 We haven't time to separate if you're coming with me. 651 00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:33,452 There's a lot of work to do. 652 00:33:33,453 --> 00:33:36,992 Oh, i see. Well, if we must hurry, i'll hurry. 653 00:33:39,496 --> 00:33:41,965 I go pack my suitcase. You wait here. 654 00:33:41,966 --> 00:33:43,966 Ok. Hurry up. 655 00:33:48,976 --> 00:33:51,412 Hey, hurry up, will you, comrade? 656 00:33:51,413 --> 00:33:53,916 I advise you to go home to your hotel. 657 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,719 Later, it gets very cold here on the steps. 658 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,956 Well, that's a fine russian trick. 659 00:33:58,957 --> 00:34:01,928 Comrade, all i know of you is that you're a friend of my father's, 660 00:34:01,929 --> 00:34:03,262 Who is a child. 661 00:34:03,263 --> 00:34:05,432 If you think i've been lying to you all this time, 662 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:06,935 Why don't you say so? 663 00:34:06,936 --> 00:34:09,939 What i say is that you're making me suspicious. 664 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:12,943 You're a stranger who gets on my streetcar, kisses me, 665 00:34:12,944 --> 00:34:15,914 And wants me to leave russia with him tonight. 666 00:34:15,915 --> 00:34:17,015 No. 667 00:34:17,016 --> 00:34:19,986 I intend to investigate you from every angle. 668 00:34:19,987 --> 00:34:22,289 Now i say go home. Good night. 669 00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:46,289 Mr. Thompson. 670 00:34:47,526 --> 00:34:49,528 Oh, hello. I'm glad to see you. 671 00:34:49,529 --> 00:34:51,932 Vanya, we're all set. Your troubles are over. 672 00:34:51,933 --> 00:34:54,470 Your daughter is waiting for me at the airport. 673 00:34:54,471 --> 00:34:56,438 Wonderful girl. I'm very grateful to you, vanya. 674 00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:58,441 Never expected a motorman to turn out so pretty. 675 00:34:58,442 --> 00:35:00,478 You were all wrong about her being stubborn. 676 00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:01,946 She's rarin' to go. 677 00:35:01,947 --> 00:35:03,448 We're leaving on the first plane. 678 00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:05,451 She asked me to say good-Bye to you for her. 679 00:35:05,452 --> 00:35:07,454 Mr. Thompson, you are lying. 680 00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:09,958 You don't think i'd lie about a thing like this 681 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:11,994 When i know how important it is to you? 682 00:35:11,995 --> 00:35:13,964 Mitka has told me by the telephone. 683 00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:15,499 Told you what? 684 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,469 Everything-How she slammed the door on you. 685 00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:21,007 Mr. Thompson, you must try again. 686 00:35:21,008 --> 00:35:23,010 All right, i'm lying. 687 00:35:23,011 --> 00:35:25,981 You got a lopheaded witch for a daughter, and you can keep her. 688 00:35:25,982 --> 00:35:28,484 Mr. Thompson, you are going to murder my daughter. 689 00:35:28,485 --> 00:35:31,021 Oh, stop talking through that fur hat of yours. 690 00:35:31,022 --> 00:35:32,523 I'm murdering nobody. 691 00:35:32,524 --> 00:35:34,493 She's twice as cuckoo as you! 692 00:35:34,494 --> 00:35:36,997 I did everything i could, but she won't go. 693 00:35:36,998 --> 00:35:38,498 You are killing her. 694 00:35:38,499 --> 00:35:43,038 You are going away alone and leaving her behind to die! 695 00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:47,512 No, mr. Thompson. You will never get out of russia alive. 696 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:49,514 I'm your friend, mr. Thompson. 697 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,951 Yes, i am your friend, 698 00:35:51,952 --> 00:35:56,958 But i will not let you murder my daughter, mr. Thompson. 699 00:35:56,959 --> 00:35:58,961 Hey, where are you going? 700 00:35:58,962 --> 00:36:00,998 I've got some pants to press. 701 00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:02,967 Oh, no. No, you don't. 702 00:36:02,968 --> 00:36:06,004 Go on, kill me. That won't do you any good. 703 00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:09,510 If mitka doesn't hear from me within a half an hour, 704 00:36:09,511 --> 00:36:11,479 He will go to the police. 705 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,316 A half an hour, huh? 706 00:36:13,317 --> 00:36:15,486 Come on, papa. I'm going to tie you up 707 00:36:15,487 --> 00:36:17,522 And stuff that big mouth of yours. 708 00:36:18,991 --> 00:36:21,494 Aha! You hear? That is mitka now. 709 00:36:24,532 --> 00:36:27,436 Come on. Get back in that corner and keep your mouth shut. 710 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,109 Come in. 711 00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:35,180 Hello. I made the investigation. 712 00:36:35,181 --> 00:36:37,984 Oh. Well, ok. Come in. 713 00:36:40,055 --> 00:36:43,058 Comrade, you're perfect. Bastakoff told me. 714 00:36:43,059 --> 00:36:45,027 Oh. Well, who's bastakoff? 715 00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:48,566 He's the man i love more than anybody in the world. 716 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:51,503 Mm-Hmm. And he says it's ok for you to go with me? 717 00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:53,473 Yes. He has a great soul. 718 00:36:53,474 --> 00:36:55,476 Hmm. Yes. I like him, too. 719 00:36:55,477 --> 00:36:57,946 How could you help it? He's so sweet. 720 00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:00,983 Hello, father -My little child. 721 00:37:00,984 --> 00:37:02,686 Golubka... 722 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:05,523 Speak english, father. We have a guest. 723 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:06,792 Comrade... 724 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:07,994 he was wonderful! 725 00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:08,995 Bastakoff? 726 00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:10,531 Yes. 727 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:13,034 This fellow bastakoff isn't coming along, by any chance, is he? 728 00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:14,837 Oh, no. He's too busy. 729 00:37:14,838 --> 00:37:16,039 Doing what? 730 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,007 Oh, everything. He knows everything, too. 731 00:37:18,008 --> 00:37:20,011 When i finished talking about you, he took me in his arms 732 00:37:20,012 --> 00:37:22,014 And said, "theodore, you have ideals. Follow them!" 733 00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:23,549 Oh, a brush-Off, huh? 734 00:37:23,550 --> 00:37:24,551 What? 735 00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:25,853 Skip it. You packed? 736 00:37:25,854 --> 00:37:28,056 I took only my motorman's uniform along, 737 00:37:28,057 --> 00:37:30,559 In case we want a war from within. 738 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,098 Excuse me. As a father, may i ask what is going on? 739 00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:36,034 Nothing that concerns you. 740 00:37:36,035 --> 00:37:37,569 I'm getting married. 741 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:40,039 What do you mean, married? To who? 742 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,742 To you, comrade. Who else? 743 00:37:41,743 --> 00:37:44,579 Oh, this is the happiest day of my life! 744 00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:46,048 I have a son! 745 00:37:46,049 --> 00:37:47,584 Control yourself, vanya. 746 00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:49,052 I've had a tough day. 747 00:37:49,053 --> 00:37:51,991 Now, listen, theodore, i wasn't figuring on marriage. 748 00:37:51,992 --> 00:37:54,493 Lucky for you i am the practical one. 749 00:37:54,494 --> 00:37:55,996 We must get married. 750 00:37:55,997 --> 00:37:59,001 It is the only way we can get permission to leave russia. 751 00:37:59,002 --> 00:38:01,004 What? You leave russia? For where? 752 00:38:01,005 --> 00:38:02,539 To america. 753 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:06,011 You're leaving your father like this -Alone, without anybody? 754 00:38:06,012 --> 00:38:09,015 Oh, i should live to see this black day! 755 00:38:09,016 --> 00:38:11,552 Golubka, you're breaking my heart! 756 00:38:11,553 --> 00:38:13,555 Yes, yes. Ok, vanya. 757 00:38:13,556 --> 00:38:16,525 If that's the way you feel, she don't go. 758 00:38:16,526 --> 00:38:19,529 Oh, no, mr. Thompson. You misunderstand me. 759 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:21,032 I'm crying with joy. 760 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,035 Pay no attention to my father. 761 00:38:23,036 --> 00:38:27,074 He has no soul, no brain, no ideals. He's a nobody. 762 00:38:27,075 --> 00:38:30,078 I'm less than a nobody. I'm a nothing. 763 00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:33,082 20 years we have been educating russia, and what do you know? 764 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:35,085 Nothing. Less than a baby. 765 00:38:35,086 --> 00:38:37,055 I only know how to be a father, 766 00:38:37,056 --> 00:38:39,058 But this i knew under the czar, too. 767 00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:40,560 Look here, theodore. 768 00:38:40,561 --> 00:38:42,763 Just when were you figuring on this marriage? 769 00:38:42,764 --> 00:38:44,098 Tonight. 770 00:38:44,099 --> 00:38:46,101 Isn't it a little late? 771 00:38:46,102 --> 00:38:48,071 No, mr. Thompson. That's all right. 772 00:38:48,072 --> 00:38:50,073 The marriage bureau keeps open till 1 a. M. 773 00:38:50,074 --> 00:38:53,212 Statistics show that people want to get married at night 774 00:38:53,213 --> 00:38:55,213 More than in the morning. 775 00:39:04,563 --> 00:39:07,032 Uh, you, uh, don't feel nervous? 776 00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:08,367 What about? 777 00:39:08,368 --> 00:39:10,036 Marrying a stranger. 778 00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:12,071 This is nothing new to me. 779 00:39:12,072 --> 00:39:13,707 I married strangers before. 780 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,075 Oh? 781 00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:16,578 Uh, how many? 782 00:39:16,579 --> 00:39:18,579 Only two. 783 00:39:19,584 --> 00:39:22,086 I don't want to seem inquisitive, 784 00:39:22,087 --> 00:39:24,590 But, uh, what did you do with them? 785 00:39:24,591 --> 00:39:26,559 Oh, i sent back the postal cards. 786 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,595 Oh. Playing post office? 787 00:39:28,596 --> 00:39:30,064 You do not understand, comrade. 788 00:39:30,065 --> 00:39:33,102 When you get married, you are given a postal card. 789 00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:36,073 When you send the postal card back, marriage is over. 790 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,076 You don't have to give any reason? 791 00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,078 No. It's all on the postal card. 792 00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:43,083 All you do is cross out "having a wonderful time"? 793 00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:44,585 Yes. 794 00:39:44,586 --> 00:39:47,089 My first husband i met at an athletic exhibition. 795 00:39:47,090 --> 00:39:50,093 We shared the same horizontal bar. 796 00:39:50,094 --> 00:39:52,596 But bastakoff said he was wrong for me. 797 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:54,599 His somersaults were no good? 798 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,802 They were fine, but he was too animal. 799 00:39:56,803 --> 00:39:58,105 No ideals. 800 00:39:58,106 --> 00:40:00,141 So you put him back on the bar. 801 00:40:00,142 --> 00:40:02,142 Yes. 802 00:40:11,592 --> 00:40:14,662 I suppose number two was all right. 803 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,130 To the contrary. 804 00:40:16,131 --> 00:40:18,166 When he took his shirt off, 805 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,136 I realized i made a dangerous mistake. 806 00:40:20,137 --> 00:40:21,637 Rickets? 807 00:40:21,638 --> 00:40:24,142 No. He had a portrait of the czar tattooed on his chest. 808 00:40:24,143 --> 00:40:25,177 That's tough. 809 00:40:25,178 --> 00:40:26,645 Yes. I felt bad, 810 00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:28,648 But he's at the lubyanka prison now, 811 00:40:28,649 --> 00:40:30,651 So everything turn out all right. 812 00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:35,691 We are being married now, comrade. 813 00:40:37,195 --> 00:40:39,698 Excuse me, please. What is your name? 814 00:40:39,699 --> 00:40:42,168 Oh, uh... mckinley b. Thompson. 815 00:40:42,169 --> 00:40:44,705 Uh, here. It's on the passport. 816 00:40:44,706 --> 00:40:46,673 Oh! Amyerikanyets. 817 00:40:46,674 --> 00:40:48,676 Si, señor. 818 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,615 Theodore. 819 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,616 Theodore? 820 00:40:57,624 --> 00:40:59,125 Hold it, hold it. 821 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:00,627 What's the hitch? 822 00:41:00,628 --> 00:41:02,630 He says he can't put down "theodore" 823 00:41:02,631 --> 00:41:04,667 For the name of the bride. 824 00:41:04,668 --> 00:41:06,302 It is against the law. 825 00:41:06,303 --> 00:41:08,303 That's too bad. 826 00:41:11,644 --> 00:41:13,646 Lizza vineschka. It's fixed. 827 00:41:13,647 --> 00:41:16,149 I took the name of lizza vineschka. 828 00:41:16,150 --> 00:41:17,686 Hmm. Lizza vineschka. 829 00:41:17,687 --> 00:41:20,155 She died under torture by the mensheviks. 830 00:41:20,156 --> 00:41:21,691 Her feet were burned off. 831 00:41:21,692 --> 00:41:23,692 May i be worthy of her. 832 00:41:25,664 --> 00:41:28,200 You don't need a stamp, huh? 833 00:41:28,201 --> 00:41:30,170 No. Everything is free. 834 00:41:30,171 --> 00:41:33,141 Come. We have lots of work to do. 835 00:41:37,782 --> 00:41:39,216 What time does the plane leave? 836 00:41:39,217 --> 00:41:40,351 7 a. M. 837 00:41:40,352 --> 00:41:42,420 Bastakoff says you can sleep on the plane. 838 00:41:42,421 --> 00:41:45,225 I hope it don't turn out i married bastakoff. 839 00:41:45,226 --> 00:41:49,664 I'm a little tired, but oh, so happy, mr. Thompson. 840 00:41:52,169 --> 00:41:55,639 You know, we ought to straighten out some things. 841 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,143 I'm mac, see, and you ain't theodore. 842 00:41:58,144 --> 00:41:59,646 Lizza vineschka? 843 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:01,647 Well, lizzie will do. 844 00:42:03,151 --> 00:42:06,188 I take it you're spending the night here, lizzie, 845 00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:07,657 Providing i'm not tattooed. 846 00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,693 Oh, yes. Under the soviet, 847 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,696 Marriage is the same as anyplace else. 848 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:13,199 Only shorter. 849 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,668 It is like going into partnership with somebody 850 00:42:15,669 --> 00:42:17,170 And opening a store. 851 00:42:17,171 --> 00:42:19,171 If business is bad, store closes. 852 00:42:22,713 --> 00:42:24,782 What is this? 853 00:42:24,783 --> 00:42:26,783 What's what? 854 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:45,210 Ok, lizzie. You win. 855 00:42:45,211 --> 00:42:47,047 Get back to your corner. 856 00:42:47,048 --> 00:42:49,785 Stop! Please! Please! 857 00:42:49,786 --> 00:42:52,689 Olga milanova! 858 00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:54,925 Theodore yekhubitz! 859 00:42:54,926 --> 00:42:56,926 My hero! 860 00:42:57,697 --> 00:42:59,631 Hello. Give me the barroom. 861 00:42:59,632 --> 00:43:02,169 Comrade, this is olga milanova. 862 00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:03,705 Pleased to meet you. 863 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,675 Barroom? Send me up a bottle of kuemmel. 864 00:43:06,676 --> 00:43:08,677 Yeah. Room 310. Thompson speaking. 865 00:43:08,678 --> 00:43:10,180 She's my sergeant. 866 00:43:10,181 --> 00:43:12,216 We're in the same women's parachute division. 867 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:14,185 She's got 8 medals for jumping. 868 00:43:14,186 --> 00:43:16,689 She's going to get another one in a minute. 869 00:43:16,690 --> 00:43:18,690 Yeah, hello. 870 00:43:19,227 --> 00:43:20,729 Hello? Who is this? 871 00:43:20,730 --> 00:43:23,699 No, no, no! I don't want the kremlin. 872 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,004 I want kuemmel -A bottle of kuemmel. 873 00:43:31,212 --> 00:43:33,748 Excuse me, ladies. I've had a hard day. 874 00:43:33,749 --> 00:43:35,716 Would you mind if i retired? 875 00:43:35,717 --> 00:43:37,753 Comrade milanova, i would love you to stay, 876 00:43:37,754 --> 00:43:39,722 But we are only married an hour, 877 00:43:39,723 --> 00:43:41,759 And we're not yet acquainted. 878 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,763 Whoo! You're married! My congratulations, comrade! 879 00:43:44,764 --> 00:43:47,299 You did not bring your parachute. 880 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:50,270 Then how will you go to the parade tomorrow? 881 00:43:50,271 --> 00:43:51,706 I'm not parading. 882 00:43:51,707 --> 00:43:53,709 We're leaving for america on a secret mission. 883 00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:55,211 Ooh! Propaganda. 884 00:43:55,212 --> 00:43:56,680 Sabotage. Good night. 885 00:43:56,681 --> 00:43:58,717 Good night. May stalin conquer. 886 00:43:58,718 --> 00:44:00,718 Stalin will not fail. 887 00:44:02,456 --> 00:44:05,726 I didn't know you were looking for a bride, mr. Thompson. 888 00:44:05,727 --> 00:44:08,197 I wouldn't have fallen asleep this afternoon. 889 00:44:08,198 --> 00:44:10,734 I, too, know how to serve russia. 890 00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:12,735 Good-Bye, comrade. 891 00:44:23,754 --> 00:44:26,757 I wonder what i'd get if i ordered scotch. 892 00:44:26,758 --> 00:44:29,727 Please order nothing. We have everything we want: 893 00:44:29,728 --> 00:44:32,731 Youth, ideals, and a cause to fight for. 894 00:44:35,771 --> 00:44:38,774 Oh. So you did bring your parachute. 895 00:44:38,775 --> 00:44:40,910 I do not understand what is wrong. 896 00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:42,278 That nightgown. 897 00:44:42,279 --> 00:44:44,248 You do not like nightgowns? 898 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,751 Well, that one worries me a little bit. 899 00:44:46,752 --> 00:44:48,254 I must ask you to explain. 900 00:44:48,255 --> 00:44:50,290 I thought we went over all that. 901 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:52,227 I told you a few hours ago 902 00:44:52,228 --> 00:44:54,195 What was wrong with communist propaganda. 903 00:44:54,196 --> 00:44:56,232 I'm not making propaganda now. 904 00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:57,701 I'll say you're not. 905 00:44:57,702 --> 00:44:59,236 I'm not thinking of myself. 906 00:44:59,237 --> 00:45:01,240 Personally, nightgowns mean nothing to me, 907 00:45:01,241 --> 00:45:03,209 But you've got work to do, 908 00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:05,211 And it's important that you start out right. 909 00:45:05,212 --> 00:45:06,747 Charm, beauty, appeal- 910 00:45:06,748 --> 00:45:09,251 That's the way you're going to spread communism 911 00:45:09,252 --> 00:45:10,752 In the new world. 912 00:45:10,753 --> 00:45:12,255 We both agreed on it. 913 00:45:12,256 --> 00:45:13,724 Here. Put this on. 914 00:45:13,725 --> 00:45:15,727 I am going to spread communism in this? 915 00:45:15,728 --> 00:45:17,730 Like a house afire. Now go on. 916 00:45:17,731 --> 00:45:20,267 You got a job to do. Do it right. 917 00:45:20,268 --> 00:45:22,236 I'm obeying you blindly, comrade. 918 00:45:22,237 --> 00:45:25,207 Don't worry. I'm running this propaganda unit. 919 00:45:29,247 --> 00:45:31,247 What a trousseau. 920 00:45:52,681 --> 00:45:55,484 It's a little on the reactionary side. 921 00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:02,160 I feel a little confused, but i'm glad you like it. 922 00:46:02,161 --> 00:46:04,161 Come here. 923 00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:08,269 I want to ask you something. 924 00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:10,239 I found this in your suitcase. 925 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,242 A wonderful face, isn't it? 926 00:46:12,243 --> 00:46:13,776 Yeah. Who is it? 927 00:46:13,777 --> 00:46:15,279 Bastakoff. 928 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,747 You don't say? 929 00:46:16,748 --> 00:46:19,284 His eyes are so sensitive... 930 00:46:19,285 --> 00:46:21,755 and his mouth -Like a saint. 931 00:46:21,756 --> 00:46:24,759 Yeah. Saint russia. 932 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,297 So gentle and yet so full of ideals. 933 00:46:28,298 --> 00:46:31,802 To see him is to love him. 934 00:46:31,803 --> 00:46:33,772 Uh, where does he live? 935 00:46:33,773 --> 00:46:35,275 Number 15 lemske prospect. 936 00:46:35,276 --> 00:46:37,778 You think he'd be there now? 937 00:46:37,779 --> 00:46:41,283 It is a little late to go calling, even on bastakoff. 938 00:46:41,284 --> 00:46:44,320 No, no. Never too late to call on a saint. 939 00:46:44,321 --> 00:46:46,323 Maybe you could write him a letter. 940 00:46:46,324 --> 00:46:49,328 He reads english, and he loves to get letters. 941 00:46:49,329 --> 00:46:51,398 You must be tired -All that walking. 942 00:46:51,399 --> 00:46:53,266 I'm used to walking. 943 00:46:53,267 --> 00:46:55,236 You just turn out the lights and relax 944 00:46:55,237 --> 00:46:57,239 So you won't have a charley horse in the morning. 945 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,274 I'll be back as soon as i can. 946 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:01,712 All i want is a few words with bastakoff. 947 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:08,155 Mac! I just heard you got a visa and are leaving in the morning. 948 00:47:08,156 --> 00:47:10,190 Oh, sweetheart, am i glad i found you. 949 00:47:10,191 --> 00:47:12,293 Look, darling, you still love me a little- 950 00:47:12,294 --> 00:47:14,864 Not much-Just enough to do me one farewell favor? 951 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:16,534 I was just going out for a breath of air. 952 00:47:16,535 --> 00:47:17,935 Let's go down to the bar. 953 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:19,771 No! I can't talk to you there. 954 00:47:19,772 --> 00:47:21,774 I've got my hands on a terrific story. 955 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,309 Yeah? What is it? 956 00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:25,312 Somebody tried to assassinate vasiliev this afternoon. 957 00:47:25,313 --> 00:47:27,316 They shot him in the hand. Worst luck. 958 00:47:27,317 --> 00:47:29,318 You'll be out of this dogcatcher's country tomorrow- 959 00:47:29,319 --> 00:47:30,821 Look, jane, i want you to meet- 960 00:47:30,822 --> 00:47:32,824 I want you to file the story for me when you get out. 961 00:47:32,825 --> 00:47:35,293 Shut up, will ya? I'm trying to introduce you to someone. 962 00:47:35,294 --> 00:47:37,296 You owe me that much after tokyo! 963 00:47:37,297 --> 00:47:39,300 I want you to meet my wife, you dope! 964 00:47:39,301 --> 00:47:40,935 What wife? 965 00:47:40,936 --> 00:47:43,271 Whoo! Where are my glasses? 966 00:47:44,808 --> 00:47:47,845 Oh, that. I thought you'd be packing. 967 00:47:47,846 --> 00:47:49,314 I got married. 968 00:47:49,315 --> 00:47:52,284 Married? Oh, now, mac, that's going too far. 969 00:47:52,285 --> 00:47:56,023 Why should i say i was married if i wasn't? 970 00:47:56,024 --> 00:47:57,525 Does she speak english? 971 00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:59,061 I speak 5 languages! 972 00:47:59,062 --> 00:48:00,295 Holy ike! 973 00:48:00,296 --> 00:48:01,765 Yes. She's very smart. 974 00:48:01,766 --> 00:48:03,267 To marry mckinley b. Thompson? 975 00:48:03,268 --> 00:48:04,969 That's not smart, that's wizardry. 976 00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:06,339 Congratulations, my dear. 977 00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:08,976 I didn't think it could be done without a police warrant. 978 00:48:08,977 --> 00:48:10,310 You are sweetheart? 979 00:48:10,311 --> 00:48:11,813 Relax, honey. I'm one of the alumnae. 980 00:48:11,814 --> 00:48:13,148 I do not understand. 981 00:48:13,149 --> 00:48:15,785 Me neither. I never understood it. It just happened. 982 00:48:15,786 --> 00:48:17,287 A geisha girl with bowlegs, 983 00:48:17,288 --> 00:48:19,157 And i got the job of madame butterfly, 984 00:48:19,158 --> 00:48:20,993 Nose against the window. 985 00:48:20,994 --> 00:48:24,197 What she's trying to tell you is that we're great old friends, that's all. 986 00:48:24,198 --> 00:48:28,068 I do not expect a man of your age to be entirely innocent. 987 00:48:28,069 --> 00:48:29,638 Have you known each other long? 988 00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:31,307 No, but we have the same ideals. 989 00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:33,343 I'm glad of that. Then i can speak freely. 990 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,346 Come on. That's enough. We'll take a walk. 991 00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:37,349 On your wedding night? Don't be silly. 992 00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:38,818 You can trust me. 993 00:48:38,819 --> 00:48:40,987 I won't let on to the bride what a rat you are. 994 00:48:40,988 --> 00:48:43,090 That she must find out for herself. 995 00:48:43,091 --> 00:48:45,862 I'm sure you won't mind your husband doing something for me, will you? 996 00:48:45,863 --> 00:48:49,934 Particularly something that will help knock the props out of this phony soviet. 997 00:48:49,935 --> 00:48:50,936 Wait a minute! 998 00:48:50,937 --> 00:48:52,404 This what? 999 00:48:52,405 --> 00:48:54,807 Don't get nervous, honey. We're all safe inside this room. 1000 00:48:54,808 --> 00:48:56,777 We can take our ideals out and play with them. 1001 00:48:56,778 --> 00:48:58,746 Will you cut it out? Let's go downstairs. 1002 00:48:58,747 --> 00:49:00,349 I'll only stay a minute. 1003 00:49:00,350 --> 00:49:02,652 The reason i want mac to do this for me 1004 00:49:02,653 --> 00:49:04,655 Is not only because we're old friends, 1005 00:49:04,656 --> 00:49:07,159 But he and i also have the same ideals. 1006 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,861 We both hate russia in spades. 1007 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,230 That's a lie. I love russia. 1008 00:49:10,231 --> 00:49:11,397 What? 1009 00:49:11,398 --> 00:49:12,801 It's purely jealousy. Pay no attention to her. 1010 00:49:12,802 --> 00:49:14,436 Who's jealous of what, you fathead? 1011 00:49:14,437 --> 00:49:16,839 You've been hounding me ever since i broke your heart. Get out. 1012 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,842 Broke my heart? What is this? 1013 00:49:18,843 --> 00:49:21,813 That's why you're trying to tell her that i'm not a communist. 1014 00:49:21,814 --> 00:49:24,316 You're supposed to be a communist? 1015 00:49:24,317 --> 00:49:25,685 Oh ho ho ho! 1016 00:49:25,686 --> 00:49:27,355 Ok, ok. Now beat it. 1017 00:49:27,356 --> 00:49:29,324 Just a minute! What is your name? 1018 00:49:29,325 --> 00:49:31,860 Honey, my name's jane wilson, and i'm queen of the may. 1019 00:49:31,861 --> 00:49:34,531 Mine is theodore yekhubitz, and i want to investigate something! 1020 00:49:34,532 --> 00:49:36,500 Get back in bed. You'll catch cold. 1021 00:49:36,501 --> 00:49:37,869 You keep quiet! 1022 00:49:37,870 --> 00:49:39,839 You're surprised to hear he's a communist? 1023 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,876 He's not the noble soul? He's not burning with ideals? 1024 00:49:42,877 --> 00:49:44,846 Oh, ho! That is the lowest, dirtiest trick 1025 00:49:44,847 --> 00:49:48,117 I ever heard of anyone playing, even on a wife. 1026 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,620 Mac, your technique must be slipping. 1027 00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:52,891 I never knew you to stoop to politics before. 1028 00:49:52,892 --> 00:49:56,863 Never mind about my story. I'll get it in myself. 1029 00:49:56,864 --> 00:49:58,399 Where are you going? 1030 00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,901 I'm going to see bastakoff. 1031 00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:01,903 Oh, no. You're trying to escape. 1032 00:50:01,904 --> 00:50:03,906 I knew there was something when you put on your tie. 1033 00:50:03,907 --> 00:50:05,409 Give me that key. 1034 00:50:05,410 --> 00:50:07,378 No. You're going to have a talk with me, right here, right now! 1035 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,381 I don't talk to ladies who start yelling. It's a rule i've got. 1036 00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:11,418 Be a good girl and give me that key. 1037 00:50:11,419 --> 00:50:13,386 I want the truth. You're not a communist? 1038 00:50:13,387 --> 00:50:14,922 Who said i was? 1039 00:50:14,923 --> 00:50:16,390 You traitor! I see through you. 1040 00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:18,394 You are trying to steal me away from russia! 1041 00:50:18,395 --> 00:50:19,930 Is a capitalistic plot! 1042 00:50:19,931 --> 00:50:21,932 Put that chair down before i get sore. 1043 00:50:21,933 --> 00:50:23,935 Nobody's trying to do anything. 1044 00:50:23,936 --> 00:50:25,905 You got a postcard. Mail it in. 1045 00:50:25,906 --> 00:50:28,942 You think you can make me betray russia? I spit on you! 1046 00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:30,578 Get back in bed and behave yourself. 1047 00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:32,948 My last husband is in the lubyanka prison rotting away. 1048 00:50:32,949 --> 00:50:35,185 That's where you're going, to rot away beside him. 1049 00:50:35,186 --> 00:50:38,456 Listen, blintze brain, put that chair down, or i'll crown you. 1050 00:50:38,457 --> 00:50:40,626 You're right. I've lost my head. 1051 00:50:40,627 --> 00:50:42,627 I'm behaving like a child. 1052 00:50:47,437 --> 00:50:50,040 Fine wedding night this turned out to be! 1053 00:50:51,576 --> 00:50:52,777 Who are you calling up, stupid? 1054 00:50:52,778 --> 00:50:54,746 I'm calling the secret police. 1055 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,382 Oh, you are, are you? 1056 00:50:56,383 --> 00:50:58,919 Yes. You're a spy. They will find out soon enough. 1057 00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:04,425 Ah! 1058 00:51:04,928 --> 00:51:07,364 Oh, get her. She wants to wrestle, huh? 1059 00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:20,448 Shut up! Ow! 1060 00:51:25,825 --> 00:51:29,396 Shut up! 1061 00:51:38,177 --> 00:51:39,444 You mr. Thompson? 1062 00:51:39,445 --> 00:51:40,479 Yeah. 1063 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,947 Commissar vasiliev wishes to see you. 1064 00:51:41,948 --> 00:51:43,950 You are to come with me at once to the kremlin. 1065 00:51:43,951 --> 00:51:45,118 What's going on? 1066 00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:46,320 No questions, please. 1067 00:51:46,321 --> 00:51:47,321 You brute! 1068 00:51:47,322 --> 00:51:48,423 Who is this lady? 1069 00:51:48,424 --> 00:51:49,624 I'm his wife. 1070 00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:51,395 Then you must come with him. 1071 00:51:51,396 --> 00:51:52,896 To the secret police? Good! 1072 00:51:52,897 --> 00:51:54,432 That's where i want to go. 1073 00:51:54,433 --> 00:51:55,934 Excuse me, please. I will get dressed. 1074 00:51:55,935 --> 00:51:57,403 You have not time. 1075 00:51:57,404 --> 00:51:59,205 I am a member of the party. I cannot go like this. 1076 00:51:59,206 --> 00:52:02,109 You will come as you are. We cannot waste time allowing you to disguise yourself. 1077 00:52:02,110 --> 00:52:04,413 I'm a friend of vasiliev's. You mind telling me what's up? 1078 00:52:04,414 --> 00:52:06,416 You will find out soon enough, mr. Thompson. 1079 00:52:11,124 --> 00:52:13,124 Oh, excuse. 1080 00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:19,802 Comrade, i wish to make a statement! 1081 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,303 I'm a member of the party. 1082 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,973 Workers' council 72, division "b", 1083 00:52:22,974 --> 00:52:24,974 Theodore yekhubitz, streetcar motorman. 1084 00:52:25,611 --> 00:52:27,613 Mr. Thompson, you are to go inside. 1085 00:52:27,614 --> 00:52:29,448 Don't be rough on her, pal. 1086 00:52:29,449 --> 00:52:32,453 This is her bridal night. She's a little confused. 1087 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:22,960 Hey, commissar. 1088 00:53:22,961 --> 00:53:25,462 Come on out. It's only me. 1089 00:53:28,501 --> 00:53:31,605 ¶ when i came home last night at 3 ¶ 1090 00:53:31,606 --> 00:53:34,976 ¶ the man was waiting there for me ¶ 1091 00:53:34,977 --> 00:53:36,980 Well! A radio! 1092 00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:40,017 Thanks for the entertainment, commissar. 1093 00:53:46,026 --> 00:53:49,030 Oh, hello, hofer. Come on in. Join the party. 1094 00:53:49,031 --> 00:53:50,499 Where's the commissar? 1095 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,967 Right there. He's invisible. 1096 00:53:51,968 --> 00:53:53,637 There's a new russian invention. 1097 00:53:53,638 --> 00:53:55,972 You rub it on your hair, and you disappear. 1098 00:53:55,973 --> 00:53:58,476 Ought to come in handy if you're a detective. 1099 00:53:58,477 --> 00:54:00,479 Your jokes, mr. Thompson, fail to amuse me. 1100 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,016 Commissar vasiliev! 1101 00:54:02,017 --> 00:54:04,452 You're a fine pal, commissar, 1102 00:54:04,453 --> 00:54:06,454 Getting a guy out this time of night. 1103 00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:08,491 May i sympathize with you, commissar, 1104 00:54:08,492 --> 00:54:10,460 On your deplorable accident this afternoon. 1105 00:54:10,461 --> 00:54:11,995 Please sit down, gentlemen. 1106 00:54:11,996 --> 00:54:14,299 An exit visa has been signed for you, mr. Thompson. 1107 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:16,136 When did you intend to leave? 1108 00:54:16,137 --> 00:54:17,504 On the 7:00 plane. 1109 00:54:17,505 --> 00:54:18,973 Why are you leaving? 1110 00:54:18,974 --> 00:54:21,476 I hate to say, commissar. You'll just get sore. 1111 00:54:21,477 --> 00:54:23,011 I've asked the question. 1112 00:54:23,012 --> 00:54:24,514 Ok. Now, no hard feelings, 1113 00:54:24,515 --> 00:54:27,518 But i'm kind of lonely to get back to good old u. S.A. 1114 00:54:27,519 --> 00:54:28,987 You know how it is. 1115 00:54:28,988 --> 00:54:30,990 If you were stuck away in new york with nothing to do 1116 00:54:30,991 --> 00:54:33,026 But to see the yankees play ball 1117 00:54:33,027 --> 00:54:35,029 Or stay up all night dancing in some hot spot, 1118 00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:36,497 You'd get lonely for all this 1119 00:54:36,498 --> 00:54:39,702 And want to get back to the kremlin and the secret police. 1120 00:54:39,703 --> 00:54:41,572 Well, that's the way i feel. 1121 00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:43,875 Does that belong to you, herr von hofer? 1122 00:54:43,876 --> 00:54:45,043 No. 1123 00:54:45,044 --> 00:54:46,512 You are interested in it? 1124 00:54:46,513 --> 00:54:49,049 I beg you to forgive me, herr commissar. 1125 00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:51,185 My mind was on something else. 1126 00:54:51,186 --> 00:54:52,988 Have you ever seen that before? 1127 00:54:52,989 --> 00:54:55,993 All radios look alike to me. It's german-Made. 1128 00:54:55,994 --> 00:54:58,396 How about it, hofer? Somebody steal this from you? 1129 00:54:58,397 --> 00:55:01,667 I have never seen that radio before. I give you my word. 1130 00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,803 This is not a radio, herr von hofer. 1131 00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:05,305 This is a secret camera. 1132 00:55:05,306 --> 00:55:07,074 No! 1133 00:55:07,075 --> 00:55:08,678 You don't say? Well, well! 1134 00:55:08,679 --> 00:55:11,982 I take it this is some kind of evidence, huh? 1135 00:55:11,983 --> 00:55:13,350 Yes. 1136 00:55:13,351 --> 00:55:15,487 Whose is it? If you're not giving away state secrets. 1137 00:55:15,488 --> 00:55:16,889 It is the property of comrade x. 1138 00:55:16,890 --> 00:55:18,524 Then you've caught him? 1139 00:55:18,525 --> 00:55:20,127 Yes, we've caught him. 1140 00:55:20,128 --> 00:55:23,165 Well, congratulations, commissar. That's quite a feather in your cap. 1141 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:24,533 You are pleased? 1142 00:55:24,534 --> 00:55:27,003 I always like to see a pal make good, sure. 1143 00:55:27,004 --> 00:55:29,673 Are you giving us a statement on the subject tonight? 1144 00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:31,674 Yes. 1145 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,723 There is comrade x for you, gentlemen. 1146 00:55:43,628 --> 00:55:45,630 Which one is comrade x? 1147 00:55:45,631 --> 00:55:47,734 You know this man, herr von hofer? 1148 00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:50,704 Yes. He's an employee of the hotel ambassador. 1149 00:55:50,705 --> 00:55:52,706 I know him as a valet. 1150 00:55:52,707 --> 00:55:54,042 And you? 1151 00:55:54,043 --> 00:55:56,712 Listen, commissar, i don't want to spoil your party, 1152 00:55:56,713 --> 00:56:00,084 But if that's comrade x, i'll eat the kremlin without sauce. 1153 00:56:00,085 --> 00:56:03,089 Take it easy, vanya. I'll straighten this out for you. 1154 00:56:03,090 --> 00:56:06,093 This fellow is the dumbest, dopiest valet in all moscow. 1155 00:56:06,094 --> 00:56:08,763 I've known him for months. He's a potato-Head. 1156 00:56:08,764 --> 00:56:10,265 You can't be serious, commissar. 1157 00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:13,236 This secret camera was found in his room, inside his pillow. 1158 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:17,242 Do you wish to make a statement to the press, ivan fedorovich yekhubitz? 1159 00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:18,744 Yes. Why not? 1160 00:56:18,745 --> 00:56:20,745 Proceed. 1161 00:56:21,282 --> 00:56:22,983 I'm comrade x. 1162 00:56:22,984 --> 00:56:24,452 Continue, please. 1163 00:56:24,453 --> 00:56:27,791 What else? Uh... i'm a traitor to russia, 1164 00:56:27,792 --> 00:56:29,760 And i've worked very hard 1165 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,764 To undermine the soviet, and, um... 1166 00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:35,668 I'm comrade x. What more can i say? 1167 00:56:35,669 --> 00:56:36,903 He's drunk. 1168 00:56:36,904 --> 00:56:39,306 I'm glad for our sakes it wasn't one of us. 1169 00:56:39,307 --> 00:56:41,444 I'm not so certain yet, herr von hofer. 1170 00:56:41,445 --> 00:56:45,215 Yekhubitz was undoubtedly hiding the camera for someone else, 1171 00:56:45,216 --> 00:56:49,255 And your joint secretary reports that she saw it this morning 1172 00:56:49,256 --> 00:56:52,792 In the suite shared by you and mr. Thompson. 1173 00:56:52,793 --> 00:56:54,763 Who was your accomplice, comrade x? 1174 00:56:54,764 --> 00:56:56,231 Who was what? 1175 00:56:56,232 --> 00:56:57,767 Who helped you? 1176 00:56:57,768 --> 00:57:00,271 Who helped me? What do i need help for? 1177 00:57:00,272 --> 00:57:02,274 You're lying. We know you were in league 1178 00:57:02,275 --> 00:57:04,242 With one of the foreign correspondents. 1179 00:57:04,243 --> 00:57:05,778 Never, as god as my judge. 1180 00:57:05,779 --> 00:57:07,281 There is no god. 1181 00:57:07,282 --> 00:57:10,285 Then whoever is in his place, let him judge, commissar. 1182 00:57:10,286 --> 00:57:13,423 It's the same thing to me, whoever judges. 1183 00:57:13,424 --> 00:57:15,424 Commissar. 1184 00:57:19,299 --> 00:57:22,937 It seems your daughter is outside and wishes to speak to me. 1185 00:57:22,938 --> 00:57:25,540 What? That is impossible. 1186 00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:27,276 I have no daughter. 1187 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,312 Do you wish to make a statement? 1188 00:57:29,313 --> 00:57:31,815 Comrade commissar, i am a member of the party. 1189 00:57:31,816 --> 00:57:33,786 I have sent one husband to prison 1190 00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:35,120 Because he was a traitor. 1191 00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:36,489 My record is clean. 1192 00:57:36,490 --> 00:57:37,824 You know this man? 1193 00:57:37,825 --> 00:57:40,294 I know him since i was born. He's my father. 1194 00:57:40,295 --> 00:57:43,232 I can bring you witnesses that i never saw her before. 1195 00:57:43,233 --> 00:57:44,734 Quiet. Proceed. 1196 00:57:44,735 --> 00:57:47,272 My father is not comrade x, commissar. 1197 00:57:47,273 --> 00:57:48,540 I can prove it. 1198 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,743 You can prove it? I can prove it, too! 1199 00:57:50,744 --> 00:57:52,246 That handkerchief proves it. 1200 00:57:52,247 --> 00:57:54,281 I told you i'd straighten this out for you. 1201 00:57:54,282 --> 00:57:56,751 Why don't you leave it to me and keep your trap shut? 1202 00:57:56,752 --> 00:57:59,789 You keep shut! What does it matter what happens to me? 1203 00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:01,926 I'm an old man. Look here, commissar- 1204 00:58:01,927 --> 00:58:03,929 Don't be an idiot, vanya. 1205 00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:06,766 You seem very anxious to protect your valet, mr. Thompson. 1206 00:58:06,767 --> 00:58:10,304 I'm anxious to see anyone get a fair trial, commissar. 1207 00:58:10,305 --> 00:58:12,307 Very commendable. Proceed. 1208 00:58:12,308 --> 00:58:15,279 What were you saying about this handkerchief? 1209 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,782 Ha! That's how i fooled the whole police. 1210 00:58:17,783 --> 00:58:19,284 Look here, commissar. 1211 00:58:19,285 --> 00:58:23,323 You just put this handkerchief over something, 1212 00:58:23,324 --> 00:58:25,325 And you will see. 1213 00:58:25,326 --> 00:58:29,265 Look. You see how it shows through? 1214 00:58:29,266 --> 00:58:31,268 Somebody else outside russia 1215 00:58:31,269 --> 00:58:34,306 Has a handkerchief just like this one. 1216 00:58:34,307 --> 00:58:36,608 They put it over my writing, 1217 00:58:36,609 --> 00:58:39,681 And they only read what i want them to read. 1218 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:42,251 That's an old trick for sending code messages. 1219 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:43,252 Yes. 1220 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:44,787 Yes, i know. Simple, but clever. 1221 00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:46,589 Have a look, mr. Thompson. 1222 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:49,794 You'll see that certain words appear through the linen. 1223 00:58:49,795 --> 00:58:51,795 Hmm. 1224 00:58:52,466 --> 00:58:54,435 Well, what do you know? 1225 00:58:54,436 --> 00:58:56,271 That's very interesting. 1226 00:58:56,272 --> 00:58:59,809 Looks as though your troubles are almost over, commissar. 1227 00:58:59,810 --> 00:59:01,377 Almost. 1228 00:59:01,378 --> 00:59:03,280 Your father is a stupid man. 1229 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:06,251 I haven't believed for a minute that he alone is comrade x. 1230 00:59:06,252 --> 00:59:08,822 I expected him to tell me who his employer is. 1231 00:59:08,823 --> 00:59:10,324 Now he has told. 1232 00:59:10,325 --> 00:59:12,360 I have told nothing! 1233 00:59:12,361 --> 00:59:14,830 Send to the press bureau for all copy mail out of russia 1234 00:59:14,831 --> 00:59:16,833 For every foreign correspondent in the last 8 months. 1235 00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:18,167 At once, commissar. 1236 00:59:18,168 --> 00:59:19,804 Have them brought to my office, 1237 00:59:19,805 --> 00:59:22,842 And no correspondent is allowed to leave his room or use the telephone. 1238 00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:24,344 Herr von hofer? 1239 00:59:24,345 --> 00:59:26,313 You may return to your room. 1240 00:59:26,314 --> 00:59:28,516 Your copy will be read through this handkerchief. 1241 00:59:28,517 --> 00:59:30,319 I'll notify you of any results. 1242 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,691 Yes, commissar. I can only wish you a quick success. 1243 00:59:33,692 --> 00:59:35,227 And you, mr. Thompson, 1244 00:59:35,228 --> 00:59:37,362 I'm afraid, will have to postpone for a while 1245 00:59:37,363 --> 00:59:38,865 Your departure from russia. 1246 00:59:38,866 --> 00:59:40,834 Say, you couldn't drive me away now. 1247 00:59:40,835 --> 00:59:43,872 I'll be on pins and needles until you find the heel 1248 00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:46,376 That's letting this poor goof take the rap for him. 1249 00:59:46,377 --> 00:59:48,345 Promise you'll let me know the minute it breaks. 1250 00:59:48,346 --> 00:59:50,381 I'll be sitting right by the phone. 1251 00:59:50,382 --> 00:59:52,384 You shall be the first to hear. 1252 00:59:52,385 --> 00:59:53,886 Thanks. Thanks, commissar. 1253 00:59:53,887 --> 00:59:55,355 Come on, theodore. 1254 00:59:55,356 --> 00:59:56,856 I hate you. 1255 00:59:56,857 --> 01:00:00,363 Shame on you to say you hate your own husband. 1256 01:00:00,364 --> 01:00:01,898 Just a moment. 1257 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,899 Did you say husband? 1258 01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:06,237 Yes. 1259 01:00:06,238 --> 01:00:08,407 Quit joking. The commissar has work to do. 1260 01:00:08,408 --> 01:00:10,409 Don't touch me! You lied to me. 1261 01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:12,413 He told me he was a communist, 1262 01:00:12,414 --> 01:00:14,082 Interested in world revolution. 1263 01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,484 He swore it! 1264 01:00:15,485 --> 01:00:17,921 You know how it is when you're crazy in love with a girl 1265 01:00:17,922 --> 01:00:19,389 And she's a little cracked on some subject. 1266 01:00:19,390 --> 01:00:20,391 Come on, honey. 1267 01:00:20,392 --> 01:00:21,459 One moment, mr. Thompson. 1268 01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:23,428 You try to leave russia suddenly, 1269 01:00:23,429 --> 01:00:25,432 And on the eve of your departure, 1270 01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:27,768 You marry the daughter of a man who stupidly tries 1271 01:00:27,769 --> 01:00:29,604 To take the blame for being comrade x. 1272 01:00:29,605 --> 01:00:31,440 That's quite an interesting story, commissar. 1273 01:00:31,441 --> 01:00:32,908 Why don't you send these people home, 1274 01:00:32,909 --> 01:00:34,778 And we'll have a long talk about it? 1275 01:00:34,779 --> 01:00:37,916 You are going to be held in the kremlin, mr. Thompson- 1276 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:41,421 You, this man, and this woman -But not for long. 1277 01:00:41,422 --> 01:00:44,358 I promise you, yours will be the first copy 1278 01:00:44,359 --> 01:00:46,361 Which i will read through this handkerchief. 1279 01:00:46,362 --> 01:00:48,362 Take the prisoners. 1280 01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:50,801 What is this? 1281 01:00:50,802 --> 01:00:52,370 Why am i treated like this? 1282 01:00:52,371 --> 01:00:54,306 I came here as your friend to confess! 1283 01:00:54,307 --> 01:00:56,409 Here's a message to the american embassy. 1284 01:00:56,410 --> 01:00:58,245 I demand you have it delivered. 1285 01:00:58,246 --> 01:00:59,547 Take the prisoners. 1286 01:00:59,548 --> 01:01:01,548 Please, come with us. 1287 01:01:08,961 --> 01:01:10,897 Why did you do this to me, mac? 1288 01:01:10,898 --> 01:01:13,400 Why does a man lie to a woman? 1289 01:01:13,401 --> 01:01:15,401 Because he loves her. 1290 01:01:17,909 --> 01:01:20,778 He says, please, not to talk. 1291 01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:29,456 Come on, vanya. 1292 01:01:29,457 --> 01:01:31,961 You're a big boy now. You mustn't cry. 1293 01:01:31,962 --> 01:01:33,930 I'm crying for you and for golubka. 1294 01:01:33,931 --> 01:01:36,466 Look what i have done to you. 1295 01:01:36,467 --> 01:01:37,969 What does it matter? 1296 01:01:37,970 --> 01:01:39,971 I know what you feel. 1297 01:01:39,972 --> 01:01:42,876 You are young, and you are in love. 1298 01:01:42,877 --> 01:01:44,912 What is love? An accident. 1299 01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:49,886 Gorki says love is the failure of the mind to understand nature. 1300 01:01:49,887 --> 01:01:51,422 Gorki, schmorki. 1301 01:01:51,423 --> 01:01:55,927 I say you should be lying in a field of daisies, 1302 01:01:55,928 --> 01:01:58,932 And look where i have brought you. 1303 01:01:58,933 --> 01:02:00,935 What does it matter? 1304 01:02:00,936 --> 01:02:03,405 Many have died for russia. 1305 01:02:03,406 --> 01:02:05,942 We are 3 more. 1306 01:02:05,943 --> 01:02:08,012 I forgive you, father. 1307 01:02:08,013 --> 01:02:12,352 And you, too, comrade. I forgive you. 1308 01:02:15,457 --> 01:02:17,459 You're not sore at me? 1309 01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:19,962 You're going to pay for your crime. 1310 01:02:19,963 --> 01:02:23,434 In a little while, you will be lying silent... forever. 1311 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:26,438 Hey, listen, honey. I take a lot of killing. 1312 01:02:26,439 --> 01:02:28,475 Come on. Forgive me again. 1313 01:02:37,489 --> 01:02:39,357 Maximilian! 1314 01:02:39,358 --> 01:02:41,358 Theodore! 1315 01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,935 Who are those jitterbugs? 1316 01:02:47,936 --> 01:02:49,936 Her friends. 1317 01:02:55,548 --> 01:02:58,418 What, um... what are they singing? 1318 01:02:58,419 --> 01:03:01,955 Same thing they always sing in prison: 1319 01:03:01,956 --> 01:03:03,956 "We are free." 1320 01:03:14,407 --> 01:03:16,944 I'm happy now. They're all here. 1321 01:03:16,945 --> 01:03:20,583 Yeah. Yes, it does make it kind of homey. 1322 01:03:33,469 --> 01:03:36,505 Is, uh... bastakoff a member of your literary group? 1323 01:03:36,506 --> 01:03:38,508 Please don't speak his name. 1324 01:03:38,509 --> 01:03:39,977 Why not? 1325 01:03:39,978 --> 01:03:42,949 We will die without betraying him. 1326 01:03:42,950 --> 01:03:45,919 Kind of smart of him to stay away. 1327 01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:15,494 We are in the cell for the dead. 1328 01:04:15,495 --> 01:04:17,998 Our time will come soon. 1329 01:04:17,999 --> 01:04:20,968 Bastakoff will be proud of us. 1330 01:04:22,473 --> 01:04:26,510 Hey, listen, baby. You're two jumps ahead of a butterfly net, 1331 01:04:26,511 --> 01:04:28,513 Like nearly all the russians i know. 1332 01:04:28,514 --> 01:04:30,016 They've all blindfolded themselves, 1333 01:04:30,017 --> 01:04:33,020 And they're hanging from the chandeliers by their toes, 1334 01:04:33,021 --> 01:04:34,521 Throwing rocks at each other, 1335 01:04:34,522 --> 01:04:37,526 And for a finish, they'll set fire to their pants. 1336 01:04:37,527 --> 01:04:40,530 They're all a lot of political palookas playing at halloween, 1337 01:04:40,531 --> 01:04:42,934 And when you ask them what they're doing, 1338 01:04:42,935 --> 01:04:44,937 They'll holler back, "ideals." 1339 01:04:44,938 --> 01:04:47,974 Well, i got a few ideals of my own, baby, 1340 01:04:47,975 --> 01:04:50,979 And right now, they tell me that you weren't meant 1341 01:04:50,980 --> 01:04:53,449 To be a motorman or a pumpkin-Head. 1342 01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:55,018 You're a beautiful woman, 1343 01:04:55,019 --> 01:04:59,457 And nobody's going to turn a machine gun on you if i can help it. 1344 01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:01,458 That's my politic. 1345 01:05:35,010 --> 01:05:36,711 What did the officer say? 1346 01:05:36,712 --> 01:05:38,513 The same thing as before- 1347 01:05:38,514 --> 01:05:42,487 He's going to tell somebody upstairs -But he's lying. 1348 01:05:42,488 --> 01:05:44,957 He's been lying all night. 1349 01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:46,958 We are next. 1350 01:05:47,828 --> 01:05:51,465 Oh, i'd like to get some sleep before i die. 1351 01:05:57,008 --> 01:05:59,978 I understand you have a confession to make. Proceed. 1352 01:05:59,979 --> 01:06:01,981 I want to talk to vasiliev. 1353 01:06:01,982 --> 01:06:04,017 Why do you wish to talk to vasiliev? 1354 01:06:04,018 --> 01:06:06,486 Here's my proposition. You take me up to him, and i'll give him 1355 01:06:06,487 --> 01:06:09,024 The name of the man who tried to assassinate him yesterday, 1356 01:06:09,025 --> 01:06:10,527 The leader of this counterrevolution, 1357 01:06:10,528 --> 01:06:13,497 And i'll give him a picture of the fellow doing the shooting. 1358 01:06:13,498 --> 01:06:14,999 You have this? 1359 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,002 Vasiliev has been executing a lot of harmless people here 1360 01:06:17,003 --> 01:06:19,038 Who don't know what it's all about. 1361 01:06:19,039 --> 01:06:21,042 He doesn't know that they're just being used 1362 01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:23,044 By this underhanded, double-Crossing killer. 1363 01:06:23,045 --> 01:06:25,014 He's bad, dangerous. He means business. 1364 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:27,551 You photographed him while he was shooting vasiliev? 1365 01:06:27,552 --> 01:06:31,022 That's right, and i'm ready to make a deal with the commissar. 1366 01:06:45,143 --> 01:06:47,480 I have repeated to the commissar your information. 1367 01:06:47,481 --> 01:06:48,782 He will see you now. 1368 01:06:48,783 --> 01:06:50,783 Thanks. 1369 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,536 How do you do, mr. Thompson? 1370 01:07:03,537 --> 01:07:05,706 Hello. 1371 01:07:05,707 --> 01:07:07,674 I'm michael bastakoff. 1372 01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:10,512 So i see. 1373 01:07:10,513 --> 01:07:12,782 You are surprised to see me. 1374 01:07:12,783 --> 01:07:14,519 Yes, mr. Bastakoff, 1375 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,555 And i don't surprise easy. 1376 01:07:16,556 --> 01:07:18,557 Sit down. 1377 01:07:18,558 --> 01:07:20,560 Thanks. 1378 01:07:20,561 --> 01:07:24,198 I take it comrade vasiliev is not around. 1379 01:07:24,199 --> 01:07:28,972 My predecessor was a victim last night of a traffic accident. 1380 01:07:31,577 --> 01:07:33,579 Is he expected to recover? 1381 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:36,583 No. He caught pneumonia. 1382 01:07:36,584 --> 01:07:39,454 I understand you know me, mr. Thompson. 1383 01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:41,925 I had the pleasure of seeing you 1384 01:07:41,926 --> 01:07:43,626 In your coffin, mr. Bastakoff. 1385 01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:48,033 You are more naive than i expected, mr. Thompson, 1386 01:07:48,034 --> 01:07:51,537 But one can never hope to meet a realist 1387 01:07:51,538 --> 01:07:54,509 And an american at the same time. 1388 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:58,014 First, allow me to assure you i greatly admire 1389 01:07:58,015 --> 01:08:01,886 The genius you have revealed as comrade x. 1390 01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:05,157 You finally tracked me down, huh? 1391 01:08:05,158 --> 01:08:07,561 We are wasting time, mr. Thompson. 1392 01:08:07,562 --> 01:08:10,031 You have a photograph of me. 1393 01:08:10,032 --> 01:08:12,535 Yes -Running for office. 1394 01:08:12,536 --> 01:08:14,203 May i see it? 1395 01:08:14,204 --> 01:08:16,204 Sure. 1396 01:08:18,577 --> 01:08:22,950 How quickly fortune changes when we help it a little. 1397 01:08:24,887 --> 01:08:28,658 Ha ha! It is not very flattering, huh? 1398 01:08:28,659 --> 01:08:30,059 Ha ha! 1399 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:32,563 You have other prints of this? 1400 01:08:32,564 --> 01:08:34,634 No. Only the negative. 1401 01:08:34,635 --> 01:08:37,004 And that is hidden. 1402 01:08:37,005 --> 01:08:38,672 Right. 1403 01:08:38,673 --> 01:08:42,578 I see i am dealing with a resourceful man, mr. Thompson. 1404 01:08:42,579 --> 01:08:47,552 May i ask you also to be a realist for a few minutes? 1405 01:08:47,553 --> 01:08:49,555 I will be frank with you. 1406 01:08:49,556 --> 01:08:52,525 This photograph is exceedingly embarrassing to me. 1407 01:08:52,526 --> 01:08:58,633 It reveals a phase of my life that i have, uh... outgrown. 1408 01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:02,073 I imagine the fact that 100 russians 1409 01:09:02,074 --> 01:09:04,042 Were executed last night 1410 01:09:04,043 --> 01:09:06,045 For being followers of bastakoff 1411 01:09:06,046 --> 01:09:08,014 Is also a little embarrassing. 1412 01:09:08,015 --> 01:09:10,551 It is, mr. Thompson, i admit. 1413 01:09:10,552 --> 01:09:12,888 Especially since it was bastakoff 1414 01:09:12,889 --> 01:09:14,757 Who ordered their execution. 1415 01:09:14,758 --> 01:09:17,595 I will continue to be frank, mr. Thompson, 1416 01:09:17,596 --> 01:09:21,066 Because i want you to be equally frank with me. 1417 01:09:21,067 --> 01:09:23,603 In assuming the post of police chief, 1418 01:09:23,604 --> 01:09:27,610 My first duty was to convince the government of my sincerity. 1419 01:09:27,611 --> 01:09:30,614 What more convincing gesture could i make 1420 01:09:30,615 --> 01:09:33,618 Than the liquidation of my own disciples? 1421 01:09:33,619 --> 01:09:36,388 The party itself has congratulated me. 1422 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,458 I don't get it. For what? 1423 01:09:38,459 --> 01:09:39,927 For many things- 1424 01:09:39,928 --> 01:09:41,963 For loving russia as a whole, 1425 01:09:41,964 --> 01:09:44,967 For ridding myself of people who were stupid enough 1426 01:09:44,968 --> 01:09:47,971 To admire me as an enemy of the government. 1427 01:09:49,975 --> 01:09:53,613 But we are not here to discuss my virtues. 1428 01:09:53,614 --> 01:09:56,617 I have told you all this, mr. Thompson, 1429 01:09:56,618 --> 01:09:59,154 Because i trust you, and because, uh... 1430 01:09:59,155 --> 01:10:01,658 well, as you say in your country, 1431 01:10:01,659 --> 01:10:04,261 I want to play ball on you. 1432 01:10:04,262 --> 01:10:06,499 You want the negative. 1433 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,635 And you want your life. 1434 01:10:08,636 --> 01:10:11,171 It is not a bad bargain. 1435 01:10:11,172 --> 01:10:13,141 Oh, i don't know. 1436 01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:16,145 I don't think my life is worth that much. 1437 01:10:16,146 --> 01:10:18,683 You are very modest, mr. Thompson. 1438 01:10:18,684 --> 01:10:20,686 How about raising the ante? 1439 01:10:20,687 --> 01:10:23,690 I am willing, as you say in your country, 1440 01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:26,193 To put my cards under the table. 1441 01:10:26,194 --> 01:10:27,661 What do you want? 1442 01:10:27,662 --> 01:10:29,698 I have a wife downstairs. 1443 01:10:29,699 --> 01:10:31,200 What is her crime? 1444 01:10:31,201 --> 01:10:33,705 Well, about the only wrong thing 1445 01:10:33,706 --> 01:10:37,209 She's ever done in her life is to admire bastakoff. 1446 01:10:37,210 --> 01:10:39,713 Ah, she admired bastakoff the philosopher. 1447 01:10:39,714 --> 01:10:43,117 Then she is an enemy of bastakoff the police commissar. 1448 01:10:43,118 --> 01:10:45,154 Too bad. What is her name? 1449 01:10:45,155 --> 01:10:46,656 Yekhubitz. 1450 01:10:46,657 --> 01:10:48,625 Ah, yes. Theodore. 1451 01:10:48,626 --> 01:10:50,161 An idiot. 1452 01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:52,163 Dangerously naive. 1453 01:10:52,164 --> 01:10:56,803 It is such people who keep russia in her idealistic rompers. 1454 01:10:56,804 --> 01:10:58,674 I want her and her father. 1455 01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:00,175 Another idiot. 1456 01:11:00,176 --> 01:11:04,013 Listen, bastakoff, you are, in my opinion, not a judge of idiocy, 1457 01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,649 More a proof of it. 1458 01:11:05,650 --> 01:11:09,689 Mr. Thompson, you have me at a disadvantage. 1459 01:11:09,690 --> 01:11:11,690 I must yield. 1460 01:11:12,528 --> 01:11:15,331 I'm sorry i blew up. You'll let us out? 1461 01:11:15,332 --> 01:11:17,199 Yes. You are all free. 1462 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,170 In addition, i forgive you for being comrade x. 1463 01:11:20,171 --> 01:11:22,707 Mr. Thompson, you have made me very happy. 1464 01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:24,677 You have touched a side of me 1465 01:11:24,678 --> 01:11:27,181 I didn't think remained in the police commissar. 1466 01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:29,217 You trust me, mr. Thompson. 1467 01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:31,186 Oh, you're 100%, mr. Bastakoff. 1468 01:11:31,187 --> 01:11:32,722 I trust you, too. 1469 01:11:32,723 --> 01:11:35,225 I am placing my future in your hands. 1470 01:11:35,226 --> 01:11:37,027 I won't let you down, commissar. 1471 01:11:37,028 --> 01:11:38,731 I'll get the negative and send it 1472 01:11:38,732 --> 01:11:40,233 Right back to you with the bellboy. 1473 01:11:40,234 --> 01:11:41,401 Good. 1474 01:11:41,402 --> 01:11:43,671 I'll give the necessary orders, mr. Thompson, 1475 01:11:43,672 --> 01:11:46,141 To see that you are not molested anymore. 1476 01:11:46,142 --> 01:11:49,179 You'll naturally say nothing about all this to your newspaper. 1477 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,516 After what you've done? Oh, not a peep! 1478 01:11:51,517 --> 01:11:53,185 I have your word of honor? 1479 01:11:53,186 --> 01:11:56,322 As they say in my country, you can count me out. 1480 01:11:56,323 --> 01:11:59,326 Thanks. I wish you much happiness, mr. Thompson. 1481 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:03,632 The same to you, mr. Bastakoff. 1482 01:12:10,043 --> 01:12:11,511 Thank you, mr. Bastakoff. 1483 01:12:11,512 --> 01:12:13,512 Thank you, mr. Thompson. 1484 01:12:18,222 --> 01:12:21,191 Your friends will be out immediately, mr. Thompson. 1485 01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:23,695 The commissar himself has ordered a taxicab. 1486 01:12:23,696 --> 01:12:25,064 Thanks. 1487 01:12:25,065 --> 01:12:27,233 Mr. Thompson, what is this? 1488 01:12:27,234 --> 01:12:30,238 Why are they going to shoot us in the street? 1489 01:12:30,239 --> 01:12:32,241 Everybody else got shot in the kremlin. 1490 01:12:32,242 --> 01:12:33,710 Yes. Well, take it easy, vanya. 1491 01:12:33,711 --> 01:12:35,411 They haven't shot us... yet. 1492 01:12:35,412 --> 01:12:37,412 Come on. Get in. 1493 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,252 Tell the commissar thanks a lot. 1494 01:12:40,253 --> 01:12:41,754 It is nothing, sir. 1495 01:12:41,755 --> 01:12:43,755 That's what i think. 1496 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:48,664 Hotel ambassador. Step on it. 1497 01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:49,866 What happened? 1498 01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:51,368 Bastakoff saved our lives. 1499 01:12:51,369 --> 01:12:52,870 Bastakoff? Where is he? 1500 01:12:52,871 --> 01:12:54,872 In his office. He's the new chief of police. 1501 01:12:54,873 --> 01:12:56,708 Vasiliev got pneumonia last night- 1502 01:12:56,709 --> 01:12:58,679 Galloping pneumonia with lead complications. 1503 01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:01,182 You're telling me bastakoff is the police commissar? No. 1504 01:13:01,183 --> 01:13:02,651 He ain't nothing else but. 1505 01:13:02,652 --> 01:13:05,154 Bastakoff is a poet, not a policeman. 1506 01:13:05,155 --> 01:13:06,657 Then he's got a dual personality. 1507 01:13:06,658 --> 01:13:08,191 But those people love him. 1508 01:13:08,192 --> 01:13:10,162 He wouldn't kill people who love him. 1509 01:13:10,163 --> 01:13:12,699 All right. If you don't believe me, ask him. 1510 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:14,700 Who's the new head of the k. P.U.? 1511 01:13:17,039 --> 01:13:19,141 Tovarish bastakoff. 1512 01:13:21,211 --> 01:13:22,712 I don't understand. 1513 01:13:22,713 --> 01:13:24,716 Everybody loves bastakoff. 1514 01:13:24,717 --> 01:13:26,719 Bastakoff kills everybody. 1515 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,822 Everything balances. 1516 01:13:28,823 --> 01:13:31,726 You know anyplace we could stop and get a hot dog? 1517 01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:39,136 Sorry, old man, but this is a capitalistic street. 1518 01:13:39,137 --> 01:13:42,909 Mr. Thompson, i would like to know what's going on. 1519 01:13:42,910 --> 01:13:45,179 Your pal bastakoff's a great little guy, baby. 1520 01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,147 I told him i had some evidence against him. 1521 01:13:47,148 --> 01:13:48,683 Soon as i lead him to it, 1522 01:13:48,684 --> 01:13:50,821 He'll give me pneumonia, and you, too. 1523 01:13:50,822 --> 01:13:51,955 Where's the evidence? 1524 01:13:51,956 --> 01:13:53,390 In my pocket. Soon as they see 1525 01:13:53,391 --> 01:13:55,360 We're not heading for the hotel, they'll open up. 1526 01:13:55,361 --> 01:13:57,361 Get down. We're turning off. 1527 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,240 Here they come. Get down! 1528 01:14:15,188 --> 01:14:17,191 I think they are catching up. 1529 01:14:17,192 --> 01:14:19,192 Stay on the floor. 1530 01:15:00,221 --> 01:15:01,221 Come on! 1531 01:15:01,222 --> 01:15:03,191 Where? There is no place to go. 1532 01:15:03,192 --> 01:15:05,192 Come on, i say! 1533 01:15:06,830 --> 01:15:08,830 Climb on! 1534 01:15:11,738 --> 01:15:14,005 Hurry up, pop. 1535 01:15:33,902 --> 01:15:35,937 What's the matter? Is she hurt? 1536 01:15:35,938 --> 01:15:37,273 Terrible. 1537 01:15:37,274 --> 01:15:40,277 Here, here, here. She sprain something? 1538 01:15:40,278 --> 01:15:42,480 Here, here, here, honey. 1539 01:15:42,481 --> 01:15:44,115 Her soul is dead. 1540 01:15:44,116 --> 01:15:47,353 Oh, that. 1541 01:15:47,354 --> 01:15:50,259 She doesn't want to live. She told me. 1542 01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:53,229 Don't feel bad, honey. We'll get out of this. 1543 01:15:53,230 --> 01:15:56,233 Looks like a pretty rotten world from where we sit, 1544 01:15:56,234 --> 01:15:58,235 Full of murder and double-Cross 1545 01:15:58,236 --> 01:16:00,739 With a handful of high-Pressure boys 1546 01:16:00,740 --> 01:16:03,710 Peddling graveyards up and down every street in europe. 1547 01:16:03,711 --> 01:16:07,216 But i know a place where you can still die of whooping cough. 1548 01:16:07,217 --> 01:16:10,253 What's the difference what you die of? 1549 01:16:10,254 --> 01:16:12,723 You die. That's enough. 1550 01:16:12,724 --> 01:16:16,729 I, uh... i got a confession to make. 1551 01:16:16,730 --> 01:16:18,766 I lied to you. 1552 01:16:18,767 --> 01:16:20,234 What about? 1553 01:16:20,235 --> 01:16:21,736 The u. S.A. 1554 01:16:21,737 --> 01:16:24,240 It ain't a spiritual desert. 1555 01:16:24,241 --> 01:16:26,743 Say, it's pie a la mode, 1556 01:16:26,744 --> 01:16:29,782 Two-Pants suits and the home of the brave, 1557 01:16:29,783 --> 01:16:31,750 Pikes peak and coney island. 1558 01:16:31,751 --> 01:16:34,956 And i told you wrong about the brooklyn dodgers. 1559 01:16:34,957 --> 01:16:36,791 They finished in second place. 1560 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:40,263 How... how can we get there? 1561 01:16:40,264 --> 01:16:42,264 We'll walk. 1562 01:16:44,003 --> 01:16:45,737 When this percolator stops, 1563 01:16:45,738 --> 01:16:51,245 We'll get out and walk until we fall down or get shot. 1564 01:16:51,246 --> 01:16:54,751 They're going to shoot us on sight, anyway... 1565 01:16:54,752 --> 01:16:57,355 but they got to see us first. 1566 01:17:34,007 --> 01:17:35,810 Looks like we're going to have some visitors. 1567 01:17:35,811 --> 01:17:36,778 Who is it? 1568 01:17:36,779 --> 01:17:37,912 The russian army. 1569 01:17:37,913 --> 01:17:39,148 What can we do? 1570 01:17:39,149 --> 01:17:41,551 I don't know. We're a little outnumbered. 1571 01:17:41,552 --> 01:17:43,920 Somebody must have seen us board the vodka limited. 1572 01:17:43,921 --> 01:17:45,756 No. They're not searching for us. 1573 01:17:45,757 --> 01:17:46,791 They're not? 1574 01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,728 Look. They're manning the tanks. See? 1575 01:17:48,729 --> 01:17:50,264 3 in each tank. 1576 01:17:50,265 --> 01:17:51,665 What's that prove? 1577 01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:53,768 Don't you understand? 3 is a crew. 1578 01:17:53,769 --> 01:17:55,771 At school, we had 4: 1579 01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:58,108 Pilot, copilot, co-Copilot, co-Co-Copilot. 1580 01:17:58,109 --> 01:17:59,276 Quit stuttering. 1581 01:17:59,277 --> 01:18:02,281 Say, you mean you know how this thing ticks? 1582 01:18:02,282 --> 01:18:05,752 A little. I went to night school for tank maneuvers. 1583 01:18:09,292 --> 01:18:10,792 Get in that seat, honey. 1584 01:18:10,793 --> 01:18:13,296 You're going to do a little homework. 1585 01:18:24,146 --> 01:18:26,146 Ooh! 1586 01:18:35,829 --> 01:18:37,829 Ooh! 1587 01:18:44,275 --> 01:18:47,779 No, no, no. Tell him to get down on the floor. 1588 01:18:52,787 --> 01:18:54,787 All right. Tie him up. 1589 01:19:00,098 --> 01:19:02,167 Ok, lizzie, let her go! 1590 01:19:19,827 --> 01:19:21,795 See those tanks? Head over there 1591 01:19:21,796 --> 01:19:24,799 Like you're going to take a place in their formation. 1592 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,835 Then when i give you the word, 1593 01:19:26,836 --> 01:19:28,337 Start edging over toward those trees. 1594 01:19:28,338 --> 01:19:30,338 Make it slow, though. 1595 01:19:34,614 --> 01:19:36,614 General bobinski! 1596 01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:30,526 Oh! We are killed! 1597 01:20:30,527 --> 01:20:31,962 What's the matter? 1598 01:20:31,963 --> 01:20:33,963 They are coming! 1599 01:20:34,466 --> 01:20:35,600 Step on it! 1600 01:20:35,601 --> 01:20:36,936 Step on what? 1601 01:20:36,937 --> 01:20:38,103 Go faster! 1602 01:20:38,104 --> 01:20:40,074 This is the fastest i can go. 1603 01:20:40,075 --> 01:20:41,609 Wait a minute. Now i remember. 1604 01:20:41,610 --> 01:20:43,610 This is for speed. 1605 01:20:45,282 --> 01:20:46,983 Hey, we've stopped! 1606 01:20:46,984 --> 01:20:48,986 Let me have a bang at this tractor. 1607 01:20:56,599 --> 01:20:58,734 I'm playing hide-And-Go-Seek, honey. 1608 01:20:58,735 --> 01:21:00,836 We're going to sit in those bushes for a while. 1609 01:21:21,401 --> 01:21:24,304 So long, fellas. Have a nice trip. 1610 01:21:24,305 --> 01:21:27,408 Well, we did it, honey. We gave them the slip. 1611 01:22:14,177 --> 01:22:16,078 Oh! We are killed! 1612 01:22:16,079 --> 01:22:17,947 It's true! Here they come! 1613 01:22:17,948 --> 01:22:18,948 Who? 1614 01:22:18,949 --> 01:22:21,251 The tanks. They must have seen us. 1615 01:22:21,252 --> 01:22:23,252 Holy ike! 1616 01:22:53,066 --> 01:22:55,066 Mac! 1617 01:23:29,317 --> 01:23:32,655 Hurry! Hurry up, mr. Thompson! 1618 01:23:32,656 --> 01:23:34,458 This muzhik is biting! 1619 01:23:34,459 --> 01:23:36,459 Well, bite him back! 1620 01:23:41,501 --> 01:23:44,205 Hey, can't you dodge those trees, lizzie? 1621 01:23:49,413 --> 01:23:50,948 You see anything? 1622 01:23:50,949 --> 01:23:54,052 Nothing. Not a soul. We are safe now. 1623 01:23:57,625 --> 01:23:59,625 Look! 1624 01:24:03,533 --> 01:24:05,533 Hey, come here! 1625 01:24:08,106 --> 01:24:09,340 Vanya, come here! 1626 01:24:09,341 --> 01:24:10,977 I see nothing. 1627 01:24:10,978 --> 01:24:13,881 That's what's there, all right. 1628 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,882 Come here! 1629 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:21,725 We're cornered, trapped like rats in russia. 1630 01:24:21,726 --> 01:24:23,794 Oh, my glasses. 1631 01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:30,235 Hey! Hey, come here! 1632 01:24:33,509 --> 01:24:35,511 What shall we do now? 1633 01:24:35,512 --> 01:24:37,981 Stay back here as far as you can. 1634 01:24:37,982 --> 01:24:41,387 Pray that i get this thing in reverse the first time. 1635 01:24:46,962 --> 01:24:48,462 What did he say? 1636 01:24:48,463 --> 01:24:50,967 He said, "this is general bobinski. Come quick." 1637 01:24:50,968 --> 01:24:52,968 Turn on that radio. 1638 01:25:00,448 --> 01:25:01,982 What's that say? 1639 01:25:01,983 --> 01:25:03,986 He said, "lead on, general bobinski. 1640 01:25:03,987 --> 01:25:06,489 We are with you to the last man!" 1641 01:25:06,490 --> 01:25:09,460 You understand? We're in the general's tank. 1642 01:25:09,461 --> 01:25:12,297 They're not chasing us. They're following us! 1643 01:25:12,298 --> 01:25:13,498 Following us? 1644 01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:14,634 Yes. 1645 01:25:14,635 --> 01:25:16,003 Holy ike. 1646 01:25:16,004 --> 01:25:17,505 That's wonderful! 1647 01:25:17,506 --> 01:25:19,474 Well, sit down, kids, 1648 01:25:19,475 --> 01:25:21,510 And make yourselves comfortable. 1649 01:25:21,511 --> 01:25:23,513 From now on, we can relax. 1650 01:25:28,388 --> 01:25:32,026 Now, i'll just back this kiddie car off this tightrope, 1651 01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:34,029 And everything will be clear sailing. 1652 01:25:36,834 --> 01:25:38,668 I love you, mr. Thompson. 1653 01:25:38,669 --> 01:25:40,669 You have saved us. 1654 01:26:27,606 --> 01:26:30,042 We are at dneister river. 1655 01:26:30,043 --> 01:26:31,777 On the other side is rumania. 1656 01:26:31,778 --> 01:26:35,718 They have promised not to go into rumania right now. 1657 01:26:35,719 --> 01:26:37,019 Oh, oh. 1658 01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:39,055 Well, hold on to your hats, boys. 1659 01:26:39,056 --> 01:26:41,525 Here's where russia breaks another promise. 1660 01:26:55,046 --> 01:26:58,483 May i ask, mr. Thompson, where are we going? 1661 01:26:58,484 --> 01:27:00,018 Hold your breath, vanya. 1662 01:27:00,019 --> 01:27:02,019 We're in the navy now. 1663 01:27:22,619 --> 01:27:27,056 Mr. Thompson, they are going to follow us all the way to america! 1664 01:27:27,057 --> 01:27:28,560 Oh, no, they're not. 1665 01:27:28,561 --> 01:27:30,530 I got it. Get on that radio. 1666 01:27:30,531 --> 01:27:32,565 Tell them to turn back to the border 1667 01:27:32,566 --> 01:27:34,368 And wait for further instruction. 1668 01:27:34,369 --> 01:27:36,369 Yes. All right. 1669 01:28:04,579 --> 01:28:06,514 What will we do now? 1670 01:28:06,515 --> 01:28:09,051 We're going to get captured, interned, and released 1671 01:28:09,052 --> 01:28:10,520 by the american consul. 1672 01:28:10,521 --> 01:28:12,556 How do you say "surrender" in rumanian? 1673 01:28:12,557 --> 01:28:13,557 Capitulum. 1674 01:28:13,558 --> 01:28:14,525 Capitulum? 1675 01:28:14,526 --> 01:28:16,526 Yes. 1676 01:28:17,396 --> 01:28:18,598 ¶ capitulum, capituli ¶ 1677 01:28:18,599 --> 01:28:20,667 ¶ capituli, capitulum ¶ 1678 01:28:20,668 --> 01:28:22,036 ¶ joy is everywhere ¶ 1679 01:28:22,037 --> 01:28:24,037 ¶ capituli, capitulum ¶ 1680 01:28:41,465 --> 01:28:44,034 It's going to be tough to surrender to these people. 1681 01:28:44,035 --> 01:28:46,035 You got to catch them first. 1682 01:29:08,671 --> 01:29:11,907 Go on! Go on to third! 1683 01:29:11,908 --> 01:29:14,078 The home run! Come on, brooklyn! 1684 01:29:14,079 --> 01:29:16,615 May i ask what is going on? 1685 01:29:16,616 --> 01:29:18,818 The dodgers are murdering the reds! 1686 01:29:18,819 --> 01:29:20,086 Aha! 1687 01:29:20,087 --> 01:29:22,189 The counterrevolution! 1688 01:29:25,189 --> 01:29:29,189 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com